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Posted by Ludwig van der HousenSleuth on August 29, 2015 at 11:13pm

Now THIS is sexy, yo!

Posted by Vladimir Von Schnorten on August 19, 2015 at 6:17am

I let a fart once.

Posted by Vladimir Von Schnorten on July 31, 2015 at 3:51am — 2 Comments

Oh no, I mean THERE NOT MF HERE.

Posted by Wanada on July 22, 2015 at 1:12pm — 1 Comment

Chugalug a big Bunyips plug.

Posted by Bunyip Pig on June 1, 2015 at 2:13am

 

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A Sad Story

There was this woman in Chicago. She had 100 children, and named them each a number between 1-100. Sadly, all of the woman's kids died in a car crash, except for 90. 90 grew up to be a very successful woman and had a family of her own. One day, her kids came in to the house with a stray dog that they found. They begged, but sadly, 90 refused to let them keep it. However, feeling sorry for the dog, the kids fed it, cleaned it, and kept it inside their rooms. With no creative names in mind, the…See More
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