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The most popular twats on the site right now.

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  1. Don Juan gman64

    ever lick a pee hole?

    about 2 days ago from web in context
  2. I'm Holden Magroin chachii

    @sandpapercondom Who the hell are you?

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  3. giantshark giantshark

    I love junk mail. Not like spam, but mail with pictures of people's junk

    about 3 days ago from web
  4. John sc300k

    Roommate just went angry Kung Fu on the living room lamp and door. Awesome! How am I supposed to see what I'm doing to replace the door?FUCK

    about a month ago from web
  5. Debbie Donohue fit4her

    http://twaturl.com/la ... The Smart Woman's Go-To-Directory.

    about 3 days ago from web
  6. Debbie Donohue fit4her

    My other profile : http://twaturl.com/lb

    about 3 days ago from web
  7. Otter sandpapercondom

    Stop fucking talking to yourself and get back on Gaia, dumbass. >o>

    about 3 days ago from web in context
  8. Colétte-Elizabeth lettylulu

    is angry. Friend passed away to MS today. For the record, that disease is a MASSIVE F**KING TWAT! Sorry @twatter, I'm a little pissed off :(

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  9. I'm Holden Magroin chachii

    @diablito They're angry at you. You have to feed them all of your beer so they'll shut up for another 50 years.

    about 10 days ago from web in context
  10. Twatter Admin twatter

    @markx2 @alterego congrats guys,your the first to twat using an IM client. Can you join the group !IM and tell us how to confirgure Adium.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  11. Twatter Admin twatter

    TWATTER just added an age verification on entry to the site, as some of the content is getting fruity. !news

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  12. Taylor Scriber zacktaylor79

    I just twatted! :D

    about 24 days ago from web
  13. cuntfuck cuntfuck

    Your dad likes it when your mom uses a strap-on him. Fucking faggot.

    about 6 days ago from web
  14. ulliuhgiuhgli shit

    wtf

    about 5 days ago from web
  15. J•K•R porslina

    @mrstomselleck Happiness is a warm twat, yes it is. Happiness is a warm twat.

    about 7 days ago from web
  16. mark roller miiwaukee

    Look... I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

    about 6 days ago from web
  17. yourgoddess yourgoddess

    @exhib I'm dying to try it again (ended early the one time I've attempted it; YEARS ago). I've accepted. We just have to make plans.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
  18. Ben Dover inyourmom

    GORDON BROWN IN 2010

    about 9 days ago from web
  19. carl christensen carlchristensen

    There was a kid at our school called eugene hatter - his nickname - you twatter -terhas stuck with him throughout his life

    about 12 days ago from web
  20. cuntfuck cuntfuck

    Baking some cookies, they're supposed to have cream on them like the way the display picture on the box looks. We can't afford cream.

    about 12 days ago from web