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1. gman64

   ever lick a pee hole?

   about 2 days ago from web in context
2. chachii

   @sandpapercondom Who the hell are you?

   about 3 days ago from web in context
3. giantshark

   I love junk mail. Not like spam, but mail with pictures of people's junk

   about 3 days ago from web
4. sc300k

   Roommate just went angry Kung Fu on the living room lamp and door. Awesome! How am I supposed to see what I'm doing to replace the door?FUCK

   about a month ago from web
5. fit4her

   http://twaturl.com/la ... The Smart Woman's Go-To-Directory.

   about 3 days ago from web
6. fit4her

   My other profile : http://twaturl.com/lb

   about 3 days ago from web
7. sandpapercondom

   Stop fucking talking to yourself and get back on Gaia, dumbass. >o>

   about 3 days ago from web in context
8. lettylulu

   is angry. Friend passed away to MS today. For the record, that disease is a MASSIVE F**KING TWAT! Sorry @twatter, I'm a little pissed off :(

   about 3 months ago from web in context
9. chachii

   @diablito They're angry at you. You have to feed them all of your beer so they'll shut up for another 50 years.

   about 10 days ago from web in context
10. twatter

    @markx2 @alterego congrats guys,your the first to twat using an IM client. Can you join the group !IM and tell us how to confirgure Adium.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
11. twatter

    TWATTER just added an age verification on entry to the site, as some of the content is getting fruity. !news

    about 3 months ago from web in context
12. zacktaylor79

    I just twatted! :D

    about 24 days ago from web
13. cuntfuck

    Your dad likes it when your mom uses a strap-on him. Fucking faggot.

    about 6 days ago from web
14. shit

    wtf

    about 5 days ago from web
15. porslina

    @mrstomselleck Happiness is a warm twat, yes it is. Happiness is a warm twat.

    about 7 days ago from web
16. miiwaukee

    Look... I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.

    about 6 days ago from web
17. yourgoddess

    @exhib I'm dying to try it again (ended early the one time I've attempted it; YEARS ago). I've accepted. We just have to make plans.

    about 15 days ago from web in context
18. inyourmom

    GORDON BROWN IN 2010

    about 9 days ago from web
19. carlchristensen

    There was a kid at our school called eugene hatter - his nickname - you twatter -terhas stuck with him throughout his life

    about 12 days ago from web
20. cuntfuck

    Baking some cookies, they're supposed to have cream on them like the way the display picture on the box looks. We can't afford cream.

    about 12 days ago from web