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Permalink Reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten on -
1) Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. Besides rigor mortis, there's also a thing called called purge fluid. It's a liquid that oozes from corpses. So depending on the state of decay of a corpse, you may not need lube, you may need lube, or you may need a blowdryer. The folks at silentlovers.com have a nifty little chart for that.
2) Some claim that there is such a thing as "ZOMG Zombie Baby Birth" but that's probably just rumours. So no, you don't need a latex condom, balloon, or sheep intestine.
3) Sure! Why else would Necrophilia rhyme with the Italian word for family: familia?
4) Good form is getting the hell out of there before the cops come.
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Permalink Reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten on
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The chart is on its way. My Transylvanian internet connection doesn't allow those fancy modern high speeds, but you'll get it... before you die.
As for your second question: Hook up a dildo to a diesel generator. Insert the dildo somewhere inside the body, and try to put your cock somewhere else in the corpse... I say "try" because the corpse will quite likely do a lot of bouncing around. If it really doesn't work, turn down the power from the diesel generator.
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