Big Hairy ankles? Say no more, that sounds like my kind of woman. I love me a woman with kankles, you can't tell where the knee ends and the ankle begins.
CAROL'S NIPPLES ARE THE SIZE OF POLICEMANS HELMETS AND LACTATE PROLIFICALLY
HER ANKLES ARE REVERED BY A TRIBE OF ABBORIGINE EUNUCHS FROM THE NORTHERN TERRITORY
Oh Carol? Yeah... She has a giant cootch. I lived in there for two months when I was homeless.