My hobby is fist fucking goats after fucking my daughters at a monster truck rally.
Making shapes out of cocaine and then sniffing them.
GIT SURFING AND SLEEP WANKING
TROLLING MEMORIAL PAGES AND GOING TO THE FUNERAL IF POSSIBLE........GOT A MENTION IN THE HOMILY ONCE............IT WAS HARD NOT TO BREAKDOWN LAUGHING AND HAVE A GRIEF WANK
I really enjoy castrating 7 year old girls with garden shears, and then putting the removed clitori into a popcorn maker, sharing the tasty snack with my friends as we watch re-runs of Lassie, Barny the Dinosaur, and the CCTV footage of when PeeWee Herman got arrested for masturbating in the cinema. Ahhhh memories!
i like underwalter-sports! my snorkel is always with me