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what can you do against that?

you could rub the end against a cheese grinder and then drip the claret over your sisters pillow.. the tooth fairy will be cunningly deceived and deposit a wealth of fairy dust up your arse which you can rub on your tool to make it feel beter

or can you bend your dick enough to fuck your own rectum? this might give a relief as well. otherwise you'll have to bear (or enjoy??) your blue balls syndrom.

FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF IT WITH A RUSTY CHAIN-MAIL GLOVE WHILST WANKING LIKE AN AIDS MONKEY ON PAY DAY

OMG thanks so much! You guys are brilliant!  My sisters pillow is stuffed up mums twat so that's no good. And I used the fire ants to clean off my neighbors skulls. But the razor bat idea..... I never would have thought of it!  There are some coke dealers on my block. They have razor blades. TTFN!

Rip it off and use it as a dildo?

Wouldn't that make it go limp?

Elizabeth Gorman said:

Rip it off and use it as a dildo?

sniff allie browns heavily soiled tights and panties while you jack off into a bees nest wearing a bra,stockings and a burka

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