The Anti-Social Network
I have a huge boner right now.
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Permalink Reply by Psycho Tom Cat on -
you could rub the end against a cheese grinder and then drip the claret over your sisters pillow.. the tooth fairy will be cunningly deceived and deposit a wealth of fairy dust up your arse which you can rub on your tool to make it feel beter
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Permalink Reply by pat cl on
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or can you bend your dick enough to fuck your own rectum? this might give a relief as well. otherwise you'll have to bear (or enjoy??) your blue balls syndrom.
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on -
FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF IT WITH A RUSTY CHAIN-MAIL GLOVE WHILST WANKING LIKE AN AIDS MONKEY ON PAY DAY
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Permalink Reply by Jizzfountain on -
OMG thanks so much! You guys are brilliant! My sisters pillow is stuffed up mums twat so that's no good. And I used the fire ants to clean off my neighbors skulls. But the razor bat idea..... I never would have thought of it! There are some coke dealers on my block. They have razor blades. TTFN!
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Permalink Reply by Elizabeth Gorman on -
Rip it off and use it as a dildo?
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Permalink Reply by Jizzfountain on
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Wouldn't that make it go limp?
Elizabeth Gorman said:Rip it off and use it as a dildo?
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