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IS ANAL SEX THE NEW BIG THING OR JUST A PASSING FAD CHAMPIONED BY EXPERT ALLIE LYNN REYNOLDS ANAL CONNOISSEUR

as a vaginal flatulence expert i have noticed twatters seem to be taking the back door approach especially Allie Lynn Reynolds,Shitbox Sadie obviously and Mary Honk amongst others and as i love a good old fannyfart am wondering is this just a fad or the new big thing..i enjoy anal on sundays but these hot bitches seem to like it everday piledriving,slamming the lot i dont know if im horrified or jeslous all i know is Vagina needs cock too what do you dirty fucking cunts think

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Permalink Reply by SHITBOX SADIE LOVES SODOMY on January 11, 2012 at 7:47am
anal is my life,my being,my love without a nice big throbbing shaft sliding,pounding or piledriving in and out my wanton sphincter i am incomplete as a human...Allie Lynn]is a mere novice at 15 probably only being getting fucked up her sweet shitter for 4 or 5 years but she is keen and seems to have a very accomidating colon pipe.Mary like me has been getting rectally pummelled for years our arseholes slightly prolapsed and every farts a roulette wheel style gamble as our sphincter muscles can let us down on occasions especially after a good curry ..i hope it not a fad and say VIVE LE SODOMY go out do it
Permalink Reply by Wet Ape Throttler on January 11, 2012 at 7:53am

Id say some are in dire need of labiaplasty given the abuse their wizard sleeves have had and can no longer let rip a proper kipper sneeze and can only be satisfied with the sort rimming and ramming that would make an altar boy blush and apply to join the priesthood

Permalink Reply by Jebediah Jackson on January 11, 2012 at 9:36pm

As an aspiring proctologist, I think about assholes all day everyday. I practice my skills on most people I meet, and I am in love with assholes. However, I prefer vaginal sex, because its nice to take a break from sweet, sweet poop chutes for a short while during intercourse.

Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on January 12, 2012 at 3:17pm

ANAL IS THE NEW RED THIS SEASON

Permalink Reply by Wet Ape Throttler on January 13, 2012 at 4:09am

SPAMADAN

Permalink Reply by Wet Ape Throttler on January 13, 2012 at 9:41am

BIGGER THAN AIDS IN THE 80s

Permalink Reply by Wet Ape Throttler on January 13, 2012 at 7:59pm

BROWN EYE BONANZA

Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on January 14, 2012 at 5:02am

Sadie, Mary, you should enter this & see once and for all who has the hungriest aris: http://www.redtube.com/87633

Permalink Reply by SockMonkey on January 14, 2012 at 10:38am

I'd personally take trap 3 .... stab a new hole in the whore's side just below the ribs & fuck her liver.

Don't get me wrong - I wouldn't ignore the traditional sex cavities - I'd definitely have a broken bottle up her arse & a steam iron set to 'linens' up her cunt.

Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on January 15, 2012 at 4:06am

when the river runs red take the dirt road instead

Permalink Reply by Hugh Jass on January 15, 2012 at 6:54am
sockmonkey called you all cunts and said youre all poofs and lezzys and you smell of jobbies and hes going to sodomise you and family and then fist your granny so what have some of you twatters got to say back ...FUCK ALL
Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on January 15, 2012 at 8:33am

What's the point? Spunkmonkey will only threaten to cut our legs off, feed them to us, beat us with them, cut holes in us, fill them with faeces, and then fuck us all with our parent's watching. I hate him. He's so fucking antisocial, what a cunt. How dare he be.

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