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IS ANAL SEX THE NEW BIG THING OR JUST A PASSING FAD CHAMPIONED BY EXPERT ALLIE LYNN REYNOLDS ANAL CONNOISSEUR

as a vaginal flatulence expert i have noticed twatters seem to be taking the back door approach especially Allie Lynn Reynolds,Shitbox Sadie obviously and Mary Honk amongst others and as i love a good old fannyfart am wondering is this just a fad or the new big thing..i enjoy anal on sundays but these hot bitches seem to like it everday piledriving,slamming the lot i dont know if im horrified or jeslous all i know is Vagina needs cock too what do you dirty fucking cunts think

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Permalink Reply by Hugh Jass on January 15, 2012 at 8:40am
i know semenmonkey hes an awfy man i personally dont mind someone stabbing holes in my torso and legs then pumping the holes before having a nice tom-tit into the holes then sewing them up but i do feel somepeople might take it the wrong way and be intimidated or scared by such an action me i relish the scenario and would invite my uncles and aunties to video it
Permalink Reply by SockMonkey on January 15, 2012 at 2:04pm

I do recognize that my methods are well documented & some might say I'm even predictable now, but let's face it if you put the shit that I imagine doing to these deserving whores & Indos in a movie (likely to be a Japanese / Korean production - they have some glorious fucked up films!!) - you'd watch that fucking movie again & again, or at least scenes from it.

I've watched that scene out of 'The Killer Inside Me' where Casey Affleck knocks the shit out of Jessica Alba for 5 mins+ straight about 100 times & he only uses his fist in her face, not even covered in broken glass up her cunt & arse!!

Just wait till I start actually acting out my fantasies as the burden & noredom of life becomes too much ... I'll video it & post it here.

Cunts

Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on January 15, 2012 at 2:17pm

I LIKE TO IMAGINE THESE SOPPY INDO TEENS REELING BACK FROM THEIR SCREENS IN HORROR, MOUTHS AGAPE, WHEN THEY GOOGLE TRANSLATE SOCKMONKEY'S TIRADES. THEY ONLY COME HERE TO JOIN GROUPS ABOUT BIEBER AND SPOUT SOPHORIFIC SHITE; "why the monsterface be velly horribr to me >_< ?" KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

Permalink Reply by SockMonkey on January 15, 2012 at 9:32pm

In the words of Matt LeBlanc ... Allie, just for once stop being a cunt.

If you don't like something you read - ignore it, unread it, smash a bottle over your own head to make yourself forget (I can use the other end for Ginger Bowlhead James's arse). It's the same as having those abortions you've obviously had which led to you deciding trap 2 was an option, cos at least you can't get 'with child' by brown love. GET RID OF IT YKNAAAA.

Anyway - take care. Cheers.

Permalink Reply by Wet Ape Throttler on January 16, 2012 at 8:12pm

ITS AIDS IN A VAN ON A SUICIDE MISSION DURING SPAMADAN

Permalink Reply by SHITBOX SADIE LOVES SODOMY on January 17, 2012 at 8:51am
when it comes to anal connoisseurs i think my years of deep piledriving and aubergine ramming beats these enthuisiastic amateurs hand up...not belittling allie etc but i think my shitpipe could ingest a 3 piece suite,a caravan and 6 gypseys

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