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Permalink Reply by Lee Cheeky Face Harris on -
Most women would be over the moon to be woken up on their birthday with flowers, cooked breakfast in bed and 20 minutes of amazing oral sex. But, oh no, not my sister.
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on -
HOW MANY PATHOLOGICAL RAPISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB???
FUCK KNOWS, IT WAS JUST A POWER TRIP!
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on
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I once caught my dad wanking when I was 10, when I asked what he was doing he said "just wanking son, its perfectly natural, you'll be doing the same before long son"! When I asked "but why dad?" He said "cos my wrist is fucking killing me son
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on
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What flag do necrophillic pirates run up their flagpoles?
The Jolly Rogering skull and boner!
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on
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I met up with a 16 year old on FaceFuck...........it turned out the little slut was an undercover pig..............she was well ahead of her years for her age in fairness!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Hugh Jass on -
KNOCK CUNTING KNOCK....WHO'S FUCKING THERE...FUCKING BASTARD FACE...FUCKING BASTARD FACE WHO YOU UGLY CUNT
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Permalink Reply by Hugh Jass on
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KNOCK KNOCK...WHO'S CLITORIS...YOUR BIG CLITORIS ...OH SQUIRT OFF VAGINA FACE
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Permalink Reply by biglad on -
My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.
He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing.
I smiled back at him, "Yes," I replied, as I put them up my nostrils.
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Permalink Reply by biglad on
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What do you call a man who combines necrophilia and beastiality by fucking dead animals?
No, it isn't a joke, I'm trying to fill in the 'Hobbies and interests' section of my job application.
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on
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A NECRO-ZOOPHILIAC OR CARCASS FUCKING ENTHUSIAST............... WORKING AT AN ANIMAL SHELTER WOULD BE VERY FULLFILLING ...............UP TO THE SWOLLEN NUTS IN DECOMPOSING GUTS!
biglad said:What do you call a man who combines necrophilia and beastiality by fucking dead animals?
No, it isn't a joke, I'm trying to fill in the 'Hobbies and interests' section of my job application.
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Permalink Reply by HairyApist on
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WHAT DO YOU CALL RUBBERNECKING ADVERTISING TARGET CUNTS FROM THE MAINSTREAM? WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE.........THIS IS TWATTER............C'EST LA GUERRE!
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