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Tell what your problem is?
Come & tell Kenny all about it.
Are you dysfunctional?
Is life getting you down?
Are people pissing you off?
Is someone fucking your spouse?
Come & tell Kenny & I'll tell everyone.
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Permalink Reply by Oscar Foxtwat on -
KENNY, MY CHALFONTS ARE REALLY GETTING ME DOWN AT THE MOMENT. IMAGINE THE PAIN AND HUMILIATION OF HAVING TO PUSH YOUR OWN, SHITTY, BLEEDING, INTESTINES BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A SHITE. I DREAD A DRY SOLID LOG IN THE SAME WAY AN OSTERICH MUST DREAD LAYING AN EGG. I'M BEGINING TO THINK A HIGH FIBRE DIET AND A VENTOSMACK 500 RX IS MY ONLY HOPE....
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Permalink Reply by Mary Honk on
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lately my horse and equestrian lover has taken to drinking merrydown cider and smoking super skunk and ive noticed his 18" whalloper has not been feeling as lovely when is piledriving me and thus not really doing what it says on the tin..im not complaining that much but a girl needs a big hard cock up her arse or pussy when required and lately Coco has been slightly floppy and just not grinding my big clitoris into its usual multiple orgasms do you know if i can get my horse off the puff and piss or do i need to start buying binbags full of viagra for my Coco or basically am i fucked..yours hippophiliac mary honk
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Permalink Reply by Kenny Fourfingers on -
Well don't try to hard, good things come to those who wait.
Try Lactose syrup, my father swears by it, he's 82 & managed to wreck a lazy Boy recliner chair by shitting it.
only cost £2500!
Bargain!!!!
Oscar Foxtwat said:KENNY, MY CHALFONTS ARE REALLY GETTING ME DOWN AT THE MOMENT. IMAGINE THE PAIN AND HUMILIATION OF HAVING TO PUSH YOUR OWN, SHITTY, BLEEDING, INTESTINES BACK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A SHITE. I DREAD A DRY SOLID LOG IN THE SAME WAY AN OSTERICH MUST DREAD LAYING AN EGG. I'M BEGINING TO THINK A HIGH FIBRE DIET AND A VENTOSMACK 500 RX IS MY ONLY HOPE....
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Permalink Reply by Kenny Fourfingers on
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I think you may have to trade him in for a younger stallion.
One that was put out to stud & can fuck all day & night without breaking a sweat.
Don't let the next one anywhere near the cider or skunk.
Mary Honk said:lately my horse and equestrian lover has taken to drinking merrydown cider and smoking super skunk and ive noticed his 18" whalloper has not been feeling as lovely when is piledriving me and thus not really doing what it says on the tin..im not complaining that much but a girl needs a big hard cock up her arse or pussy when required and lately Coco has been slightly floppy and just not grinding my big clitoris into its usual multiple orgasms do you know if i can get my horse off the puff and piss or do i need to start buying binbags full of viagra for my Coco or basically am i fucked..yours hippophiliac mary honk
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Permalink Reply by Jebediah Jackson on -
I got erectile dysfunction. Well, I think I do. Then again, my wife looks like a whale, so its hard to get it up for her.
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Permalink Reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten on -
Lately, my dealer has been selling me 90% pure cocaine instead of the usual 99% stuff. I mean, I go through great lengths and pay many dollars to have my blow shipped in from Columbia, and then this fucker all of sudden thinks he can add impurities to my cocaine? HOW MANY BULLETS SHOULD I PUT IN HIM, AND WHERE? I mean, I know I'm supposed to start with his kneecaps, but my memory fails me a bit from there.
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Permalink Reply by Kenny Fourfingers on
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I would start by screwing his kneecaps to a wooden chair,use a good power drill with plenty of torch.
Remember to use a good screwdriver attachment, you wouldn't want to bur the screws over.
Then cut one of his fingers off with a pair of secateurs, just to get his attention.
Then it's time for the chainsaw, now remember,chainsaw can butt back on you, so their is a chance of you being injured if you don't do it right.
Cut off one of his legs & then watch him go into shock & bleed to death.
That should teach the Bastard.
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Permalink Reply by Kenny Fourfingers on
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I would recommend & wife swopping party & see if you can give the bitch away.
Failing that, take 10 Viagra & call me in the morning.
Jebediah Jackson said:I got erectile dysfunction. Well, I think I do. Then again, my wife looks like a whale, so its hard to get it up for her.
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