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WIN 2 TICKETS TO SEE ABU QATADA LIVE PLUS A CHANCE TO RIDE HIS FAMOUS UNI-CYCLE AND A PAIR OF SIGNED Y-FRONTS

heres a chance to see abu Qatada's one man juggling cabaret show live plus a shot of his famous uni-cycle and signed y-fronts(liberally soiled) just answer this question ...who is his barber and stylist?......this is a once in a life time chance to see this fucking dog pumper live and is free to enter ...up your paki arse you jordanian chinky wog

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ALLAH AKBAR, AL-IKEADA AKBAR! As a warm up act, that one-eyed cunt with the hook Abu Hamster could make  animals and shit for the kids from blown-up johnnies and his suicide bummer past pupils!

clamp on this you one armed nonce!!??!!

ALLAH BE PRAISED ABA QATADA CRASHED MY LADA
CARTOON BABOON SING DA TUNE
gangrape is wonderful

ALLAH SKIDMARKS

INTIFADA IN A LADA

scimitars are sexy

Im very dissapointed he has had to cut short his wonderful live unicycle juggling cabaret show as he has business in the usa to deal with first no doubt his wife will be sucking off imans and taking it up the arse from all mosque goers ...lets hope he finds his fortune in america and we at least get a christmas tour soon 

 I found this story in my brothers year book from 2009 its so funny and we both love rape as it is superb......Remember another night in the park, wasted when i was like 16, fingering the puss clean off some girl, next thing she squirted all over my hand, horny as fuck went to dip the dick then the bitch was sick all over me and then fainted, all this with my trousers round my ankles and pumping hard and her out cold, then some woman walking through seen us and ran over shouting rapist at me.... needless to say the trousers were up and I legged it....got a text from her sayin what the fuck happened? she woke up and the woman was hugging her lol, anyway I went and banged her the next night with no problems.. sorted

Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo.

The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day of their monthly "Escaped Animal Drill."

"It's a pretty simple concept," said Frank McKlorkin, Chief Zoo Keeper. "We have a member of staff put on a gorilla costume. We get out the equipment and pretend to recapture the 'escaped animal' following current protocols."

However, today's Escaped Animal Drill went horribly wrong when Schlemmer was accidentally shot with what turned out to be a live tranquilizer dart.

"We normally check the 'tranq' rifles to make sure they're not loaded before we have the monthly drill," said Herbert Turbo, the Zoo's Head of Security. "This month we figured, 'Hey, they were fine last month. Screw it!'"

The dart, a SleepFast 9000, struck Schlemmer in the left buttock, pumping 500 milligrams of chlorpramazine into his bloodstream.

"He went out like a broken Christmas tree light," McKlorkin told the San Jose evening news. "Then he kind of went limp like a rag doll and fell into Goliath's enclosure."

Unfortunately, Goliath is the Zoo's prize-winning 860-pound silverback gorilla.

Witnesses say Goliath immediately "went to work" on Schlemmer, making "violent gorilla-ass-pounding-love" to him, right through the costume, and in a wide assortment of positions.

"Yeah, Roy always puts on some after shave before coming to work," said Veronica McQuiffen, a senior keeper at the Zoo. "I've warned him a thousand times not to do that, especially when he's got to work around Goliath. It arouses him instantly. We've had to knock poor Goliath out a few times because of that jackass and his scent."

Schlemmer, who woke up during what witnesses are describing as "sloppy seconds", began screaming for help. Unfortunately, his repeated screams of "OH GOD ALMIGHTY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP FOR CHRIST SAKE SOMEBODY HELP ME" sounded remarkably like the mating cries of a female gorilla, which only encouraged the lovesick Goliath.

"It's the gorilla mask," McQuiffen told reporters. "Muffles the screams."

Goliath was allowed to finish having his way with the now traumatized-into-a-coma Schlemmer before Zoo officials dragged him out of the cage. Schlemmer, who is in the Intensive Care Ward at Holy Christ Almighty Hospital, was unavailable for comment.



Mary Honk said:

Zoo keeper Roy Schlemmer had no idea what he was getting himself into when he reported to work today at the San Jose Zoo.

The zoo, renowned for being on the cutting edge of safety, announced to employees early last week that today would be the day of their monthly "Escaped Animal Drill."

"It's a pretty simple concept," said Frank McKlorkin, Chief Zoo Keeper. "We have a member of staff put on a gorilla costume. We get out the equipment and pretend to recapture the 'escaped animal' following current protocols."

However, today's Escaped Animal Drill went horribly wrong when Schlemmer was accidentally shot with what turned out to be a live tranquilizer dart.

"We normally check the 'tranq' rifles to make sure they're not loaded before we have the monthly drill," said Herbert Turbo, the Zoo's Head of Security. "This month we figured, 'Hey, they were fine last month. Screw it!'"

The dart, a SleepFast 9000, struck Schlemmer in the left buttock, pumping 500 milligrams of chlorpramazine into his bloodstream.

"He went out like a broken Christmas tree light," McKlorkin told the San Jose evening news. "Then he kind of went limp like a rag doll and fell into Goliath's enclosure."

Unfortunately, Goliath is the Zoo's prize-winning 860-pound silverback gorilla.

Witnesses say Goliath immediately "went to work" on Schlemmer, making "violent gorilla-ass-pounding-love" to him, right through the costume, and in a wide assortment of positions.

"Yeah, Roy always puts on some after shave before coming to work," said Veronica McQuiffen, a senior keeper at the Zoo. "I've warned him a thousand times not to do that, especially when he's got to work around Goliath. It arouses him instantly. We've had to knock poor Goliath out a few times because of that jackass and his scent."

Schlemmer, who woke up during what witnesses are describing as "sloppy seconds", began screaming for help. Unfortunately, his repeated screams of "OH GOD ALMIGHTY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP FOR CHRIST SAKE SOMEBODY HELP ME" sounded remarkably like the mating cries of a female gorilla, which only encouraged the lovesick Goliath.

"It's the gorilla mask," McQuiffen told reporters. "Muffles the screams."

Goliath was allowed to finish having his way with the now traumatized-into-a-coma Schlemmer before Zoo officials dragged him out of the cage. Schlemmer, who is in the Intensive Care Ward at Holy Christ Almighty Hospital, was unavailable for comment.

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