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Sometimes when I'm driving along the road, I see a dead fox or badger that has been semi squished by a car. The fucking thing is clearly dead but it gives me a raging hard on. When I can I return to the place when it gets dark because people don't understand - especially those RSPCA cunts. When I get there I just peel a little bit of the dead animal off the road and then wrap it round my knob. So…