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"You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm going in dry"

"Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin"

"Sometimes I look at a knife,look at my wrist,think about death,and then realize, I am a woman.So I take the knife and cook a delicious meal"

"Jesus can walk on water humans are 80% water i can stack 2 humans and walk on top of them therefore i am 160% jesus"

"The more cheese, the more holes. The more holes, the less cheese. Ergo: The more cheese, the less cheese."

"HAPPY PI DAY EVERYPONY"