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WHY IS A FAKE COON FROM PHILLY ALLOWED TO TWITTER-SPAM WILLY-NILLY AND PROMOTE JILLY-BILLY WITH HIS LIL WILLY???
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THE ALPHA AND OMEGA SHITPUPPETEER........JizBagKykeContinue

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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL SOILING TWATTER WITH TWEETY PIE BOLLOXOLOGY AND FUCKTARDED FOLLOWER HOARDING?
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IRONY REALLY IS JUST LOST ON SOME CUNTSContinue

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ARE SHITLER AND HIS SHITPUPPET POSSE MERELY SPAMMING FOR SHITTER OR JUST IRONY DENYING ARSE BANDITS WITH OCD?
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THE ONLY CUNTS WORTH FOLLOWING ANYWHERE ARE RAPE WORTHY SLUTS WHO CAN'T GIVE NO FOR AN ANSWER......WELL NOT WHILE SOBBING WITH MY THROBBER IN THEIR GOB ANYWAY! Continue

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WAS SPAMDROID CUNT JASMIN, RON L HUBBARDS EXTRA-TOURETTESIAL RAPE SPAWN?
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....or just Tom Cruise's cupboard cock lover and all round tranny arse-candle?Continue

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At 6:10am on June 15, 2014, Hugh Jass said…
Aye mate calms doon the media for a few days ...even did my fucking back jumping up at the second goal ..haha ..quite slow on here lately the usual multi accounting monosyllabic stuff and a few quips from dogging rent boy tony fae doon under and some other BAWBAGS ...good times in the past etc those were the days ..fuck off Hugh ya boring old cunt ...anyway I'll keep my eye out for you if you pop in ...Dave cuntley chops and dead babies and daddymoan and sockmuppet need mad cunts like that back ..I'm spending all my time on a punk site for old cunts on face twat ok and good to reunite with old punks but getting reported rather a lot and of course even as a closed group still get pics taken down for depravity but that's job done in my eyes ...stay free and catch ye later
At 4:16pm on March 23, 2014, Mary Honk said…
Good Sodomy my Bwana

How is everything with your penis, I picked interest on you after going through your underwear drawer and deemed it necessary to write you immediately because I'm basically a fucking black rip off merchant and I have something very vital to disclose to you and I'm fucking skint and find it difficult to expose myself here like a cunt since it's a public site and any cunt with half a brain could Suss me out as a scam bastard.Could you please slap yourself with a fucking great big raw mackerel and get back to me on acid at mr.frankthewank@yahoo.com.hk ) for the full details and I promise you I will not shit in a Doritos bag and post it to you in exchange for a pair of your mammas soiled panties and your bank details

Have a shite day

Thanks God bless.

Miss Clitty Riss
At 1:25am on December 19, 2013, Hugh Jass said…
Out the jail I see ..good to see therapist back for a visit ...not been the same without our shitpuppet meister ..too quiet here not even an indo to wind up and even Ike and co have calmed down ..aw ra best mullah ya mad mutha fukka
At 12:54am on December 19, 2013, Mary Honk said…
Nice to see you back at shitmas time ...
At 10:29am on June 20, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

At 5:12am on June 19, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

That was the original lyrics and the bastards changed it slightly to get airplay...sell out cunts

At 5:10am on June 19, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

Rene and renata or my version

Shave your muff my darling,shave your muff

And when you do i'll probably shoot my duff

After that i'll sodomise you

I know that will not suprise you

Shave it and i'll give you 20p

At 8:45am on June 17, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

Another gem the fools published

At 8:43am on June 17, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

My drum machine reviews for blackberry playbook

At 9:00pm on June 15, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

Been playing this for years

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Posted on November 26, 2012 at 8:17pm — 1 Comment

THE RE-AWAKENING OF COLLEEN McGEE

The Bi-Annual Twatter Raging Orgy Party was in full swing. The drink flowed freely in a blizzard of Columbias purest gak and all was as fucked up as ever in the Twatassphere. Just then CHs drunken gak-fuelled haze was suddenly shattered on seeing the skankily clad Colleen McGee eagerly making her way towards the shit shack. As CH was well aware of her insatiable fetish for rimming toilet bowls he flew off in hot pursuit.

On reaching the shit shack he expectantly swung open the bog door and low and behold found Colleen on her knees leering over the bowl. She unashamedly licked her lips and began stroking CHs ever hardening throbbing cock whilst lustfully rimming the bowl for all her worth. As she did, so she rose up suggestively on to her four inch stilettos revealing her prim arse from under a belt-like leather mini-skirt. With cock in hand CH had to toil to prevent from shooting his bolt. After snorting more gak from the top of her crack he pulled her ever moistening knickers to one side to reveal her eloquent quim. A sloppy but well received tonguing ensued before he thrust his marauding cock into her mound and rhythmically buried himself up to his balls taking care that she didnt crack her skull on the bowl.....again! Her glorious gicker got pretty much the same before she gagged him off allowing what she couldnt swallow to drool down onto her playfully pert and neat knockers. 

 

Later on, the rest of the Twats present engaged in similar such shit shack shenanigans and months later they all died horribly from ravenous doses of various newly emerged virulent STDs. This was due to the fact that Mary Honk had used the same bog earlier that eventful evening. It could have been all so different with hindsight!


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