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Jebediah Jackson
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  • Little Rock, AR
  • United States
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  • DoMo The Jack of All Trades
  • The Black Bastard
  • Chocolate Snow Daddy
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Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"That is the last time I am eating curry. My shit box has gone on the fritz again. This is even worse than when I ate Mexican food."
Jun 23, 2013
Jebediah Jackson replied to Saint Lucifer's discussion HICKORY DICKORY DOCK , I NEED SOMEONE TO FONDLE MY RICE SIZED COCK...SO WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 2 , I WILL SPILL MY GOO..THEN MAKE MY COCK WIGGLE FOR YOU
"My whore of a wife can dance real good on your cock, for you. That is about the only life skill she has. Although, if she dances on your cock, don't expect to feeling anything cause her cunt is looser than all the screws in George W Bush's…"
Jun 1, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"There ain't nothin' better than a tall cool one, in 90 degree weather. Cept fucking your sister and daughters of course. Combine all for win"
Jun 1, 2013
Hugh Jass left a comment for Jebediah Jackson
"Better than sitting at home masturbating chickens "
May 30, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"My cock is on the verge of falling off. I think I have fucked my aunt who is also my sister, 1 too many times today. 23 fucks a day aint bad"
May 29, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"While fucking some nice llamas on my far, I came to the conclusion that fucking midgets with my toes is more exciting than baseball.Yee Haw!"
May 27, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"I can't take it anymore. My sister's cunt is far too loose. Feeding her cunt my horse cock was a bad idea. Anyone know any super tight cunt?"
May 26, 2013
Jebediah Jackson replied to Dear Abby's discussion Abby Sees There Are Tensions Between The Twitter People And Twatter People. Tell Abby About It.
"The peoples of Twitter like to be double fisted whilst being lit on fire by a rabid muff diver. Now, the people of twatter would thoroughly enjoy that as well. However, the people of Twitter are more interested by the idea of dressing up as my…"
May 26, 2013
HairyApist commented on Jebediah Jackson's status
"Try Angela Merkel, The New Teutonic Tit-Witch of the West.....just like that rancid cunt Thatcher she gets off by pissing on ordinary people and getting raped by coked-up yokels on Giro day!"
May 26, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"Whose asshole can I caress carelessly now that the Witch, Maggie is dead. She was my prized tight asshole. She was a fine British asshole."
May 26, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"Damn, my ass is hot. My ass is so hot, I could light a fire with it. That is the last time I eat Taco bell, or any beaner food."
May 26, 2013
Jebediah Jackson and Dr. Bend Over are now friends
May 26, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"Today, I have learned that beer does not make a good sex lubricant. I found this out only after I dumped a whole bottle in my sister's cunt."
Jan 31, 2013
Mary Honk commented on Jebediah Jackson's status
"  thats my boy "
Jan 30, 2013
Jebediah Jackson posted a status
"Thank ya for all the friend requests. Now I will have more people to fuck in the near future. My families cunts are gettin loose from my use"
Jan 29, 2013
Jebediah Jackson is now friends with Justin Bieber, School Boy Girl, Harvey Wallbanger and 2 more
Jan 29, 2013

Jebediah Jackson's Blog

A picture of my wife's Christmas gift

Here is a picture of me testing out my wife's Christmas gift before I give it to her.

Posted on December 23, 2011 at 9:01pm

Redneck word of the day 11/12/2011

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Dun (N)

Dun is best defined as a filler word, that can work in almost any instance. It usually acts as a noun, although it can be a verb in some instances. EX: Boy! Ya'll best dun get back here now or I is gon gut you.

Posted on December 11, 2011 at 12:55pm — 2 Comments

Redeck word of the day 6/12/2011

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Bigolbourelyman (N). A bigolbourelyman is a man that lives in the mountains, usually by himself, he lives off the land. Bigolbourleymen are seldom exposed to civilization. Bigolbourelymen usually forget their identities and should they come in contact with other humans, they will refer to themselves as a simple name, such as Buckle.

Posted on December 6, 2011 at 6:03pm — 1 Comment

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At 1:48am on May 30, 2013, Hugh Jass said…

Better than sitting at home masturbating chickens 

At 9:27pm on July 1, 2012, Hugh Jass said…
where have you been bwana jail again i suppose for fucking your daughter in the ass at church...you never learn last time it was the neighbours cat
At 7:05pm on May 18, 2012, Nafeece Abdul Raheem said…

At 7:03pm on May 18, 2012, Nafeece Abdul Raheem said…

At 11:32pm on January 2, 2012, Edmond Honda said…
ARE YOU A SMUGGED LAWYER WITH NO TESTICLES ?
At 11:30pm on January 2, 2012, Edmond Honda said…
greetings
At 11:30pm on January 2, 2012, Edmond Honda said…
greetings
At 8:54pm on December 30, 2011, HairyApist said…

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is, they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.  If you don't fuck assholes, you're going to have dicks and pussies all covered in shit! Similar applies to yapholes!

At 7:53pm on December 29, 2011, Chocolate Snow Daddy said…

At 4:30pm on December 22, 2011, Mary Honk said…
id really like to lick your daughters vaginas out whilst you your son,goat,donkey and horse take turns at leaving my shitter in tatters before my daddy pump you up the arse and my gran films it to show to my pimp
 
 
 

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