"Going camping tomorrow. I'm bringing beans and cocacola. The best combination ever. My family is going to suffer."
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Jebediah Jackson posted a status"If there was a zombie apocalypse, the last place I would check for survival gear is a Church. I'd rather not leave with my ass feeling sore."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"Sometimes when I am feeling bored, I gather my family for a good old fashioned family suck and fuck. My daughter gets plowed the hardest."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"I just killed me a deer. Now I gotta drag it home by myself, using nothing but my teeth. Just 20 miles to go."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"I caught my daughter fuckin her boyfriend. I is gon make a ton of money off of the film I taped of them going at it, with their fists."
Jebediah Jackson replied to Hugh Jass's discussion FISTING YOUR NEIGHBOUR WHEN THEY DO THE GARDENING GOOD OR VERY GOOD"My favourite, is when your neighbor is bent over while in the middle of planting, and just ramming your fist straight up their unsuspected ass. You can give their booty pipe a nice stretching."
Jebediah Jackson replied to Clitoris Dick's discussion ALLIE BROWN HAS A VAGINA AND ALSO NICE BIG BREASTS WITH MATCHING NIPPLES BUT DOES SHE SQUIRT"A woman that can squirt is good. But a woman that can drench you in her womanly fluid is better. If she ain't able to cover you head to toe in her woman juices, than she ain't worth a damn."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"The taste of fresh possum is to die for. Literally. If anybody touches my possum stew, they is gonna end up dead."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"They call me the rectum ripper, cause I am here to tear you a new asshole."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"After a long adventure into the woods to chase after bigfoot, I have made a return."
Alshitonyourtits is attending Jebediah Jackson's eventFuck to save the world 2012 at Many
January 1, 2012 all day
At capitol cities around the world, the people will unite as one. Everyone will unleash in a major fuck of pure fury to save the world. It will the most talked about butt fuck bonanza for the ages. The hope is that by fucking like animals, we will save the world from its problems. This fuck will end world hunger, all wars, global warming, and any other issue you can possibly think of.Locations include but are not limited to: Times Square, New YorkTrafalgar Square, LondonGolden Gate Park, San…See More
Jebediah Jackson replied to Kenny Fourfingers's discussion Tell what your problem is?"I got erectile dysfunction. Well, I think I do. Then again, my wife looks like a whale, so its hard to get it up for her."
Jebediah Jackson posted a status"Today is my friend Cletus's birthday. My gift to him is a gallon of lube so he can fuck his wife's dry arse hole without his dick bleeding."
Jebediah Jackson commented on Vladimir Von Schnorten's blog post LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!"Not a single fuck was given that day!"
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A picture of my wife's Christmas gift
Here is a picture of me testing out my wife's Christmas gift before I give it to her. 
Posted on December 23, 2011 at 9:01pm
Redneck word of the day 11/12/2011
Today's Redneck word of the day is: Dun (N)
Dun is best defined as a filler word, that can work in almost any instance. It usually acts as a noun, although it can be a verb in some instances. EX: Boy! Ya'll best dun get back here now or I is gon gut you.
Posted on December 11, 2011 at 12:55pm — 2 Comments
Redeck word of the day 6/12/2011
Today's Redneck word of the day is: Bigolbourelyman (N). A bigolbourelyman is a man that lives in the mountains, usually by himself, he lives off the land. Bigolbourleymen are seldom exposed to civilization. Bigolbourelymen usually forget their identities and should they come in contact with other humans, they will refer to themselves as a simple name, such as Buckle.
Posted on December 6, 2011 at 6:03pm — 1 Comment
Comment Wall (17 comments)
- At 11:32pm on January 2, 2012,
Chubby Slim said… - ARE YOU A SMUGGED LAWYER WITH NO TESTICLES ?
- At 11:30pm on January 2, 2012, Chubby Slim said…
- greetings
- At 11:30pm on January 2, 2012, Chubby Slim said…
- greetings
- At 8:54pm on December 30, 2011,
Wet Ape Throttler said… Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is, they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. If you don't fuck assholes, you're going to have dicks and pussies all covered in shit! Similar applies to yapholes!
- At 7:53pm on December 29, 2011,
BABY POO-POO DIAPER said… 
- At 7:43am on December 29, 2011,
Adolph Shitler said… - you ever ass rape a Mouse in a house ?
- At 7:42am on December 29, 2011, Adolph Shitler said…
- I'd like to ass rape an Amish Man
- At 6:08am on December 23, 2011,
POPE JOHN PAUL VII said… - let me shit in your Boots
- At 6:08am on December 23, 2011, POPE JOHN PAUL VII said…
- are you Shitting me
- At 4:30pm on December 22, 2011,
Mary Honk said… - id really like to lick your daughters vaginas out whilst you your son,goat,donkey and horse take turns at leaving my shitter in tatters before my daddy pump you up the arse and my gran films it to show to my pimp
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