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I have a huge boner right now.
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What should I do with it?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Mary Honk Jun 11, 2012.

I like to make my own sticky notes
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Office supplies are so expensive, and reuse is in, so I make my own sticky notes by reusing spent tissues.  I can't post my recipe in here because it is proprietary.  Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Jizzfountain Jun 7, 2012.

 

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Mary Honk replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"sniff allie browns heavily soiled tights and panties while you jack off into a bees nest wearing a bra,stockings and a burka"
Jun 11, 2012
Jizzfountain commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post The Vice Of Insatiability
"Well, I was in the hospital one day because I had a hard on for like, three days straight.  Anyway, I see this dude raping a nurse on the floor.  So I whacked him upside the head with my prong and he blacks out.  Meanwhile, these two…"
Jun 7, 2012
Jizzfountain replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I like to make my own sticky notes
"Ok, since so many people have asked, I will post my recipe for DIY sticky notes.  Step one, jerk off.  Step two, slurp up all the jizz. Step three, lick the jizz all over a kleenex tissue.  Let it dry flat.  When you need a…"
Jun 7, 2012
Jizzfountain replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"Wouldn't that make it go limp? "
Jun 7, 2012
Elizabeth Gorman replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"Rip it off and use it as a dildo?"
Jun 7, 2012
Jizzfountain replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"OMG thanks so much! You guys are brilliant!  My sisters pillow is stuffed up mums twat so that's no good. And I used the fire ants to clean off my neighbors skulls. But the razor bat idea..... I never would have thought of it!  There…"
Jun 7, 2012
Jizzfountain is now friends with HairyApist and Nafeece Abdul Raheem
Jun 7, 2012
HairyApist replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF IT WITH A RUSTY CHAIN-MAIL GLOVE WHILST WANKING LIKE AN AIDS MONKEY ON PAY DAY"
Jun 7, 2012
pat cl replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"or can you bend your dick enough to fuck your own rectum? this might give a relief as well. otherwise you'll have to bear (or enjoy??) your blue balls syndrom."
Jun 7, 2012
Psycho Tom Cat replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"you could rub the end against a cheese grinder and then drip the claret over your sisters pillow.. the tooth fairy will be cunningly deceived and deposit a wealth of fairy dust up your arse which you can rub on your tool to make it feel beter"
Jun 7, 2012
pat cl replied to Jizzfountain's discussion I have a huge boner right now.
"what can you do against that?"
Jun 7, 2012
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Jun 6, 2012
Jizzfountain replied to Spermy, The Dog's discussion Hi
"No, it is not normal.  Most people use peanut butter instead of gravy."
Jun 6, 2012
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Jun 5, 2012
Jizzfountain posted a discussion

I like to make my own sticky notes

Office supplies are so expensive, and reuse is in, so I make my own sticky notes by reusing spent tissues.  I can't post my recipe in here because it is proprietary.  See More
Jun 5, 2012

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