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Jizzy LabiaLegs commented on archebabez's blog post THE LEGALITY OF JAIL

"To combat this, home secratery and part time porn horror Theresa May should provide a free arse stapling to new entrants free on the NHS to prevent gods good will being inserted and lung-spunked into new entrants outside of the proper…"

Mar 28

Jizzy LabiaLegs is attending HairyApist's event

SPEED RAPING SOIREE at WILL

June 9, 2012 to June 9, 2013

THE ULTIMATE FREE SPEED DATE RAPING EXPERIENCE FOR INSATIABLE POWER TRIPPING FUCKNUTS AND COCKAHOLICS WHO ENJOY HAVING THEIR HOLES FORCEFULLY VIOLATED BY WILLING STRANGERS IN A GUILT FREE FUN ATMOSPHERESee More

Mar 28

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Jizzy LabiaLegs commented on cuckingfunt's event Nasal Intercourse Weekend Retreat

"I'm fucking there. I was going to be fucking somewhere else, but a swift wank ain a strangers ear will have to suffice as I dont want to be late for this extensive opportunity in incestual teabagging."

Mar 28

Jizzy LabiaLegs is attending cuckingfunt's event

Nasal Intercourse Weekend Retreat at Always within 6 feet, just out of sight

July 5, 2012 to July 5, 2013

A delightfully secluded cottage is the destination for this relaxing getaway for all the family. No one will disturb you as we strip you naked, lock you and your loved ones in a foetid cellar, turn out the lights and release our team of highly motivated nosefuckers to have surprise sex with your facial olfactory openings and those of your children.See More

Mar 28

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Jizzy LabiaLegs posted a status

"Every time Piers Morgan waggles his pissflap faceflap, a pornstar has an anal collapse."

Nov 2, 2012

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Jizzy LabiaLegs and Mary Honk are now friends