"Trowsers down.....six of the best......a sociopath like poor Charlie wouldn't been out of place in Eton....no more would Dave or George have been in Charlies's den of inequity gaining 'compound' interest!"
I was having a shower and started wanking (as I normally do in the shower) and i was getting close to ejaculating, I saw the bottle, and thought i would try to ejaculate into the bottle (maybe save it for later to put it into my sisters milk that she has for dinner haha), The hole at the top of the bottle didnt seem so wide anymore, and was stroking against my penis, I starting using the bottle to jerk instead of my hands, an before I knew it my penis had expanded so much that I couldnt move the bottle, I figured if I ejaculated I could get it off, but i couldn't, as there was not blood getting to the ends, I tried to think of non-sexy things like my grandma and grandpa having sex, but that seemed to arouse me even more, and I was completely stiff. Anyway I am sitting here now, with the end of my dick turning slightly purple, and it is starting to hurt. Please, my parents wont be home for another hour or so, I don't want to have to tell them, I am trying to cut it (the bottle) with a stanley knife, but I am scared of cutting my dick.should i take my mothers dildo out my arse before going to hospital
indeed, I was going to suggest a bucket of ice cold water and the grossest pics you can find to get your penis to shrivel enough to allow air into the bottle to release the vacume... if that fails and you have a glass drill drill a hole in the end of the bottle and if that fails I'd call into the hospital