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Lard Arse
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  • Yorkshire, Scotland
  • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
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Ching Chong Long Dong and Lard Arse are now friends
Apr 5, 2016
Lard Arse left a comment for kappa lynch
"Are you the Hugh blubber mass on the left or the carbunkel on the right"
Feb 8, 2016
Lard Arse left a comment for Lard Arse
"Sorry Augustin if you haven't noticed I'm a fat b*****d and when I write for a long time my brain fry's to be honest it smells quite nice but My overhang stop me from writing internet posts like this one but I'm sure if you go…"
Feb 8, 2016
Lard Arse posted a status
"Wiping your arse with your hand in the bubble bath is a 10/10 experience thougrolly enjoyed and I highly recommend it."
Jan 7, 2016
Lard Arse posted a status
"Well the new year started well I had to walk up a hill #SlaveLabour"
Jan 1, 2016
Lard Arse left a comment for Lard Arse
"Just to confirm I am big boned"
Dec 30, 2015
kappa lynch left a comment for Lard Arse
"Hello lard arse you fat fuck"
Dec 27, 2015
Lard Arse is attending Hugh Jass's event
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WANK FOR WORLD PEACE no2 at COMING ALL OVER THE PLACE

March 1, 2016 to March 1, 2017
TWATTERS EVERYWHERE WILL JOIN A FULL DAY OF MASTURBATION ALL IN THE AID OF WORLD PEACE boys,girls,men, women,transexuals,gay,cats,dogs,and yes mary honk horses..I WANT YOU ALL TO COME..tell your friends,your mum and dad and your grandparents they are all welcome to knock one out for peaceSee More
Dec 27, 2015
Lard Arse posted a status
"I got 99 problems but my heart ain't one"
Dec 27, 2015
Lard Arse posted a status
"I lost my virginity to a doghnut"
Dec 27, 2015
Lard Arse left a comment for Lard Arse
"I do try my best to be"
Dec 27, 2015
Rubber Duck with a TRUCK left a comment for Lard Arse
"You Fat Mother Fucker"
Dec 26, 2015
Lard Arse replied to NoTwat4Me's discussion Who likes balls?
"I had a similar experience Hugh except mine were taken by the hang mans noose after loosing a tense game of bookaroo she said she wanted to play cluedo but I didn't want colonel mustard battering em with the candle stick"
Dec 25, 2015
Lard Arse updated their profile
Dec 25, 2015
Lard Arse posted a status
"Round the corner from my house there a big penis and balls made from Christmas lights"
Dec 25, 2015
Lard Arse left a comment for Lard Arse
"Hello"
Dec 25, 2015

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At 4:20pm on February 8, 2016, Lard Arse said…
Sorry Augustin if you haven't noticed I'm a fat b*****d and when I write for a long time my brain fry's to be honest it smells quite nice but My overhang stop me from writing internet posts like this one but I'm sure if you go and see colonel Mustard Hugh jass or Mary honks and her horses they'll be pleased not only to help but stick a big lollipop stick up your arse and inappropriately touch and pour Guinness drought over you until you gain weight from depression
At 11:30am on February 7, 2016, Augustin Aziankou said…

Good day,

I picked interest on you after going through your short profile and demand it necessary to write you immediately. I have something very vital to disclose to you, but I found it difficult to express myself here, since it's a public site.Could you please get back to me on(augustinaziankou7@gmail.com) for the full details.

Have a nice day.
Mr.Augustin Aziankou

At 2:36pm on December 30, 2015, Lard Arse said…
Just to confirm I am big boned
At 12:45pm on December 27, 2015, kappa lynch said…

Hello lard arse you fat fuck

At 10:24am on December 27, 2015, Lard Arse said…
I do try my best to be
At 11:51am on December 26, 2015, Rubber Duck with a TRUCK said…

You Fat Mother Fucker

At 2:52pm on December 25, 2015, Lard Arse said…
Hello
At 8:32pm on December 21, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

Arse

At 8:32pm on December 21, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

hello Lard Arse

 
 
 

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