"My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along to his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.He smiled when I pulled out my set of new ear plugs, "Looks like you've come prepared this time," he said laughing. I…"
"I once caught my dad wanking when I was 10, when I asked what he was doing he said "just wanking son, its perfectly natural, you'll be doing the same before long son"! When I asked "but why dad?" He said "cos my wrist…"