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Hi. I'm 16, and I haven't had anal sex with my dog yet. I've had him for 2 years now. I've only had him lick gravy off my ballsack whilst I jerk him off. But no anal. Is this normal at my age?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Spermy, The Dog Jun 7, 2012.

 

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Spermy, The Dog and Rebecca Tiara Eka Putri are now friends
Jul 26, 2012
pat cl commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post Semen
"swiss pastry! (variation: exchange the vanilla cream by your own)  "
Jun 19, 2012
pat cl commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post Semen
"it's protein, so it will clot if it gets hot. you should have jerked off into boiling water (with some vinegar in it) to get poached eggs. enjoy on toast with a light french white wine."
Jun 18, 2012
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Jun 15, 2012
Spermy, The Dog posted a blog post

Semen

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old…See More
Jun 14, 2012
Spermy, The Dog posted a blog post

The Movies

So, today I went to go see the Avengers with NegroNazi, and I got bored halfway through. And, you know, there's no one around, so I start jerkin' off.When I first whipped it out, that shit fell on the floor, and the whole building shook. So a bunch of employees come in to see what's going on. They see my cock, and they fall to their KNEES it's so beautiful.A bunch of the employees start trying to suck it. Now, that's okay for the girls, but not the males. And I am disgusted by heir display of…See More
Jun 9, 2012
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Jun 9, 2012
Spermy, The Dog is now friends with Mary Honk and NegroNazi
Jun 9, 2012
Elizabeth Gorman and Spermy, The Dog are now friends
Jun 8, 2012
Spermy, The Dog commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post The Vice Of Insatiability
"Ah, it's fine. Dude, that thing was fucking hard, though. I blacked out instantly. It's a good thing you at least came in to see a doctor."
Jun 7, 2012
Jizzfountain commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post The Vice Of Insatiability
"Well, I was in the hospital one day because I had a hard on for like, three days straight.  Anyway, I see this dude raping a nurse on the floor.  So I whacked him upside the head with my prong and he blacks out.  Meanwhile, these two…"
Jun 7, 2012
Hugh Jass commented on Spermy, The Dog's blog post The Vice Of Insatiability
"thats nothing jobbie pants ya big bi-sexual bastard i once trained a juggling toad to finger my wives pussy as i used a coconut to poke her in the rectum on a wednesday"
Jun 7, 2012
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Jun 7, 2012
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The Vice Of Insatiability

So I was searching for money around the hosue yesterday (I'm broke), and, when I looked under my mom's matress, I found her vibrator. So, of course, I approach her and show her the dildo. She freaks out. Before I could get anything out, she panics, and gets down and starts sucking my cock. I mean, I felt kinda bad for her (she had a dildo for a reason), so I didn't stop her. After about 20 mnutes of her sucking me off, I take the dildo, and shove it in her ass, and she starts moaning. but,…See More
Jun 7, 2012
Spermy, The Dog replied to Spermy, The Dog's discussion Hi
"Thanks for the advice, but, uh, in the heat of the moment... I kinda ripped out my dogs asshole yesterday.Thanks, anyways. :)"
Jun 7, 2012
Psycho Tom Cat replied to Spermy, The Dog's discussion Hi
"Very Normal Indeed.  have you swallowed each other,,, you should do that to cement your relationship before you commit to rover dumping it up love chute "
Jun 7, 2012

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Semen

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my…

Continue

Posted on June 14, 2012 at 2:08pm — 2 Comments

The Movies

So, today I went to go see the Avengers with NegroNazi, and I got bored halfway through. And, you know, there's no one around, so I start jerkin' off.



When I first whipped it out, that shit fell on the floor, and the whole building shook. So a bunch of employees come in to see what's going on. They see my cock, and they fall to their KNEES it's so beautiful.



A bunch of the employees start trying to suck it. Now, that's okay for the girls, but not the males. And I am… Continue

Posted on June 9, 2012 at 7:57pm

The Vice Of Insatiability

So I was searching for money around the hosue yesterday (I'm broke), and, when I looked under my mom's matress, I found her vibrator.

So, of course, I approach her and show her the dildo. She freaks out. Before I could get anything out, she panics, and gets down and starts sucking my cock. I mean, I felt kinda bad for her (she had a dildo for a reason), so I didn't stop her.

After about 20 mnutes of her sucking me off, I take the dildo, and shove it in her ass, and she starts…

Continue

Posted on June 7, 2012 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

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