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Hi. I'm 16, and I haven't had anal sex with my dog yet. I've had him for 2 years now. I've only had him lick gravy off my ballsack whilst I jerk him off. But no anal. Is this normal at my age?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Spermy, The Dog Jun 7, 2012.

 

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Semen

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my…

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Posted on June 14, 2012 at 2:08pm — 2 Comments

The Movies

So, today I went to go see the Avengers with NegroNazi, and I got bored halfway through. And, you know, there's no one around, so I start jerkin' off.



When I first whipped it out, that shit fell on the floor, and the whole building shook. So a bunch of employees come in to see what's going on. They see my cock, and they fall to their KNEES it's so beautiful.



A bunch of the employees start trying to suck it. Now, that's okay for the girls, but not the males. And I am… Continue

Posted on June 9, 2012 at 7:57pm

The Vice Of Insatiability

So I was searching for money around the hosue yesterday (I'm broke), and, when I looked under my mom's matress, I found her vibrator.

So, of course, I approach her and show her the dildo. She freaks out. Before I could get anything out, she panics, and gets down and starts sucking my cock. I mean, I felt kinda bad for her (she had a dildo for a reason), so I didn't stop her.

After about 20 mnutes of her sucking me off, I take the dildo, and shove it in her ass, and she starts…

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Posted on June 7, 2012 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

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