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Necrophilia - Protips
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1. Preparation (On acquiring  corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue

Tags: fucking, corpse, something, to, tonight

Started this discussion. Last reply by Bunyip Pig fucker. 16 hours ago.

Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

Now that I think about it...

"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

Started Dec 3, 2011

For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

 

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Bunyip Pig fucker. replied to Vladimir Von Schnorten's discussion Necrophilia - Protips
"Ah yes the good old cock in the socket fuck. Nostrals are self lubricating and not far from those sexy eye sockets.Give it a go and let me know what you think."
16 hours ago
Vladimir Von Schnorten posted a status
"My wife just died. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH"
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Vladimir Von Schnorten replied to Vladimir Von Schnorten's discussion Necrophilia - Protips
"That sounds so kinky, Bunyip Pig fucker! I'm more of a held-back kind of necrophile myself. I prefer the good ol' classical eye sockets."
20 hours ago
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Vladimir Von Schnorten commented on Vladimir Von Schnorten's group KFC - Korpse Fucking Crew
"I like my women like I like my meat: Hot, but dead."
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Bunyip Pig fucker. replied to Vladimir Von Schnorten's discussion Necrophilia - Protips
"That's a really nifty chart and some great cadaver fucking info. You have missed a very erotic oriface that more enthusiasts should try. Nasal sex is wonderful fun especially with Abo's or Niggers. Darkies have excellent nostrals that can…"
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" I POST THIS SO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO GET MARY HONK FOR XMAS , BUT I THINK SHE'S JEWISH "
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"YoooooooooU can eat the Corn Outta My Shit"
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"ever shit and wonder where the corn came from ?"
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"never shit in a sleeping Tramp's Pocket"
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"Rose she was dead Violet was too I still fucked em both In their slimey vagoos."
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"Tomorrow I will shit in a wizard's hat."
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Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am

LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

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At 1:23am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

I POST THIS SO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO GET MARY HONK FOR XMAS , BUT I THINK SHE'S JEWISH

At 1:20am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

YoooooooooU can eat the Corn Outta My Shit

At 1:19am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

ever shit and wonder where the corn came from ?

At 1:19am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

never shit in a sleeping Tramp's Pocket

At 1:18am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

i will shit in your shoe

At 1:18am on January 28, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

cock-a-doodle doo

At 2:12am on January 25, 2015, Star Sphincter Banner said…

Big Dangly Balls

At 2:11am on January 25, 2015, Star Sphincter Banner said…

Ooh say , can you see.... I can spew my goo at the count... of ... three

At 2:10am on January 25, 2015, Star Sphincter Banner said…

i got gunk and a cock full of spunk ready to unload into your manly cunt

At 7:44am on January 24, 2015, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…
stop being a cranky whore
 
 
 

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