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Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

Now that I think about it...

"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

Started Dec 3, 2011

For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

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Is your sex life not satisfying enough? Are you bored of always using the same old orifices?Are you tired of getting rejected?If your answer to one of these questions is "yes", then NECROPHILIA may…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Nov 29, 2011.

 

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infinitegurl commented on Vladimir Von Schnorten's blog post LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!
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"I JUST ASKED IF YOU WANT TO BE MY PENETRATION FRIEND"
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"Obviously it ain't no banna. But is it a banana?"
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"DID YOU EVAR FUCK ON COCAINE? CAUSE I WANNA DO THAT RITE NAO"
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"Screw meth cocaine is where it's at."
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"I still do cocaine, you know."
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"Yeah, that one was on purpose, mofuggas. Nothing says anti-popularity like a loud and proud, shameless fart during otherwise silent times."
Feb 11, 2012
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"*Farts*"
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LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

New day, same shit.

Today, I've been sniffing cocaine off a virgin's tits, then I bit her in the neck to suck out all her blood. Life can be boring sometimes.

Posted on November 29, 2011 at 8:52am — 1 Comment

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At 12:49pm on March 1, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

YOU JUST WANT TO PUT YO FLUIDS IN MY BELLY BUTTON

At 12:49pm on March 1, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

MY CURVES R SO IRRESISTABLE

At 12:48pm on March 1, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

I ASSUME YOU WOULD SAY YES

At 12:48pm on March 1, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

I JUST ASKED IF YOU WANT TO BE MY PENETRATION FRIEND

At 12:48pm on March 1, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

ПРИВЕТ ТЫ хочешь быть моим ПРОНИКНОВЕНИЕ ДРУГ

At 11:10am on January 24, 2012, Mary Honk said…
FREE EIGHT BALL FOR THE FIRST GUY TO RIP MY COLON ASUNDER
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yes coke boy ANAL SEX the only sex that matters its so wonderfully relaxing i adore anal its my whole life
At 5:25pm on January 17, 2012, SHITBOX SADIE LOVES SODOMY said…
dont reply to spammers please or ill force you to chew on my heavily discharge laden tampons or worse ill get mary to shit up each of your nostrils and render your coke gates well out of order for months...i know it wasnt a malicious act but just a really fucking stupid on so please bwana refrain from condoning this pimple on the quim flap of twatter..we want it gone so everycunt can post and not be cleared by shitty spam ...thank you now fuck off and do an eight ball
At 5:15pm on January 17, 2012, HairyApist said…

Fair enough, that at least sounded like something a cokehead would say after making a cunt of himself. Ironically enough alot of the gak you purport to take is often cut with the sort fake poisonous shite that such spammers purvey so consider that next time your cock shrivels when needed while yakking like a mugged tourettes sufferer who's been tasered in the balls!!

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At 7:09pm on January 16, 2012, HairyApist said…

Granny talc sniffer, have a day off from broadcasting your Charlie fantasy and  report fucking some spam instead of replying to it as reposting the putrid shit and doing the spamming cunts work for them. Also fat narcassistic dart lout Ted Hankey wants a word over image rights..........apparently

 
 
 

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