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Necrophilia - Protips
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1. Preparation (On acquiring  corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue

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Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4.

Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

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"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

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For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

 

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Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 1 Comment

LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

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At 8:50am on March 3, 2015, Chucky said…

i want to cut off yer Egg Roll and Ram it up Yer Ass

At 2:29am on March 3, 2015, Chlo'e Good'e said…

kiss my cunt if you want

At 6:33am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

HERE'S A RATHER AWESOME PICTURE OF MY SISTER SERVING US DINNER...... BUT SHE'S TEASING MY FATHER WITH THE MEAT

At 6:26am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

Russian cunt that is sodomizing everyone up the USSarse

At 6:25am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

Vlad the Clad Russian Cunt

At 6:24am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

you russian cunt

At 5:25pm on February 27, 2015, Emma said…

Thank you Vladimir :D

At 11:40pm on February 9, 2015, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…
please do not jingle thy Balls like Santa Clause
At 11:39pm on February 9, 2015, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…
I'd snort cocaine , but it'll drive me insane
At 11:38pm on February 9, 2015, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…
Piss in my Pudding Cup
 
 
 

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