1. Preparation (On acquiring corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4.
Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)
Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 1 Comment
So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"
Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?
Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm
This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:
We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…Continue
Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments