1. Preparation (On acquiring corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue
Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4.
Back in the year of our lord nineteen ninety eight it was. On the twenty third of may, if I remember correctly. The weather outside wasn't bad, no, in fact it was good, it was a whooping 24 degrees celsius outside, in the shadow, and the sun shone. Mind you, the sun didn't always shine that day, particularly not during the night. And so it was that the sun only shone from about morning until late evening that day. As it usually goes. There have been sightings of the sun shining at night, but…Continue
Posted on July 31, 2015 at 3:51am — 1 Comment
Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)
Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 6 Comments
So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"
Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?
Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm