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Necrophilia - Protips
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1. Preparation (On acquiring  corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue

Tags: fucking, corpse, something, to, tonight

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4, 2015.

Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

Now that I think about it...
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"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Leader of The USS ARSE Mar 3, 2015.

For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

 

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Now THIS is sexy, yo!

Posted on August 19, 2015 at 6:17am — 1 Comment

I let a fart once.

Back in the year of our lord nineteen ninety eight it was. On the twenty third of may, if I remember correctly. The weather outside wasn't bad, no, in fact it was good, it was a whooping 24 degrees celsius outside, in the shadow, and the sun shone. Mind you, the sun didn't always shine that day, particularly not during the night. And so it was that the sun only shone from about morning until late evening that day. As it usually goes. There have been sightings of the sun shining at night, but…

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Posted on July 31, 2015 at 3:51am — 2 Comments

Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 7 Comments

LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

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At 10:28am on April 14, 2016, Meta Tucker said…
Ssssdupp bbiatch?!
At 11:07am on July 30, 2015, Ih8people said…
Fuck off, dog nonce.
At 7:10pm on July 7, 2015, Pompulous The Freaky Emperor said…

captain cunt

At 7:10pm on July 7, 2015, Pompulous The Freaky Emperor said…

cunt

At 7:10pm on July 7, 2015, Pompulous The Freaky Emperor said…

don't be a cunt

At 11:37am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

are you from the land Down Under ?

At 11:36am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

ever eat a cunt sandwich ?

At 11:36am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

hello there , you wanky cunt

At 5:09am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

Hemorrhoids on steroid will make you go Oooooh Boy and fill you with Joy

At 5:08am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

I have a sister that a Mongoloid that gets off and have orgasms by plucking her Hemorrhoids 

 
 
 

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