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Necrophilia - Protips
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1. Preparation (On acquiring  corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue

Tags: fucking, corpse, something, to, tonight

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4.

Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

Now that I think about it...
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"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Leader of The USS ARSE Mar 3.

For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

 

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"I'm not a gay hater, it's just that homosex is so damn disappointing to me."
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"I am so bendy, yesterday I managed to lick my own arse. Which was ... different."
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"And then she shat on a turtle."
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"FURRzt POAST"
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"Sex is not the foundation of the human psyche. Sex is a hobby of mine."
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Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 6 Comments

LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

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At 11:37am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

are you from the land Down Under ?

At 11:36am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

ever eat a cunt sandwich ?

At 11:36am on May 24, 2015, Cocka Doodle Doo said…

hello there , you wanky cunt

At 5:09am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

Hemorrhoids on steroid will make you go Oooooh Boy and fill you with Joy

At 5:08am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

I have a sister that a Mongoloid that gets off and have orgasms by plucking her Hemorrhoids 

At 5:06am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

shinkety shink shink snorting cocain from a Baby's Bottom Quite stink

At 7:37am on March 4, 2015, Adolf Shitler said…

Say Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

At 8:50am on March 3, 2015, Chucky said…

i want to cut off yer Egg Roll and Ram it up Yer Ass

At 2:29am on March 3, 2015, Chlo'e Good'e said…

kiss my cunt if you want

At 6:33am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

HERE'S A RATHER AWESOME PICTURE OF MY SISTER SERVING US DINNER...... BUT SHE'S TEASING MY FATHER WITH THE MEAT

 
 
 

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