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Necrophilia - Protips
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1. Preparation (On acquiring  corpses:)1.1 CremationsCremations are a big thing nowadays, and personally I think it's a shame for all those perfectly good fuckable corpses to go up in flames. So the…Continue

Tags: fucking, corpse, something, to, tonight

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Feb 4.

Another Transformers movie
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This the new star:Transsexuals... Transformers... get it? GET IT!?Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Dave Mad-Caddy-Paddy Dec 4, 2011.

Now that I think about it...
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"Nocturnal creatures, are not so prudent... The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student."Shakira is kind of sexy. For a werewolf.Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Leader of The USS ARSE Mar 3.

For Sale: Ku Klux Klock
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I am selling this genuine Ku Klux Klock because it doesn't match my interior anymore. Bidding starts at $500.…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Vladimir Von Schnorten Dec 1, 2011.

 

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"I really like how inspector Columbo always says something really clever at the end. Like: "Oh, and by the way: go fuck your mother.""
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"NEVER WORK AGAIN AND FUCK HOOKERS ALL DAY EVERY DAY;"
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"BAISE ELLE DANS LE CUL"
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"ARSCH FICKEN MACHT SPASS"
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"What a wonderful day. Who shall I fuck in the arse tonight?"
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Vladimir Von Schnorten commented on Shit Funnel Whore's blog post Selling My Tampons...
"I'll take two. Do you accept Russian Rubels?"
Mar 17
Vladimir Von Schnorten posted a status
"Baby, I wanna fuck you in the shower, for a couple of hours, on this beautiful day."
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"I've got blood dripping from my fangs AND my nose. What a day!"
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"PhEnAxE Your discussions are pretty damn lame."
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"If you squint your eyes, and look at Phoenix Lawless' avatar from afar, it looks like Hitler snorting a line of cocaine. ^^"
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"I ate dogshit once. Actually, I ate the shit of a dog that ate my shit first. So now me and the dog are shit brothers. Aint that cute."
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Apple Cider Pussy Fart and Vladimir Von Schnorten are now friends
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"I laugh like Mexican radio DJ's. Ha.... ha... ha.... ha.... ha...."
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"The Quran clearly states: "All men over 12 must lick the vagine of their wives and daughters every day.""
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"Who farts first, laughs last."
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Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Posted on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 6 Comments

LOOK U GUISE! A PUPPET WITH A DIRTY MOUTH!

Now I don't know about the rest of you guys, but for me, all this name calling and swearing sure is inducing some mild indifference! -_-

Posted on January 14, 2012 at 11:54am — 2 Comments

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Posted on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

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At 5:09am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

Hemorrhoids on steroid will make you go Oooooh Boy and fill you with Joy

At 5:08am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

I have a sister that a Mongoloid that gets off and have orgasms by plucking her Hemorrhoids 

At 5:06am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

shinkety shink shink snorting cocain from a Baby's Bottom Quite stink

At 7:37am on March 4, 2015, Adolf Shitler said…

Say Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

At 8:50am on March 3, 2015, Chucky said…

i want to cut off yer Egg Roll and Ram it up Yer Ass

At 2:29am on March 3, 2015, Chlo'e Good'e said…

kiss my cunt if you want

At 6:33am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

HERE'S A RATHER AWESOME PICTURE OF MY SISTER SERVING US DINNER...... BUT SHE'S TEASING MY FATHER WITH THE MEAT

At 6:26am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

Russian cunt that is sodomizing everyone up the USSarse

At 6:25am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

Vlad the Clad Russian Cunt

At 6:24am on March 2, 2015, Saint Lucifer said…

you russian cunt

 
 
 

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