have you ever stuck vegetables(raw) inside your anus or vagina or has your dad ever refused to eat your pussy cause it smells like shit ...me neither even on my heaviest flow my pa's down there sucking the discharge congealed blood globules and gargling with it in sheer orgasmic ecstasy
i remember that tampon in the soup chapter shitting and sieving it into the gateau getting back at the english loudmouth yuppie cuntaloidoids in the restaurant i recited it at school years ago for our leaving concert and it went down well..nice to see you like rubbing your clitty like me its very nice and i squirt during my multiple orgasms
Fuck that social climbing 9-5 rat rape shite, I normally fulfill both needs by just mugging junkies and pissing on tramps as they sleep or if they have been at the meths and inebriated I'll squeeze out a nice 2 bob bit into their hoody as an encore! As asspirations go, I have always had a wanked hankering to bugger a badger and honey suckle on its beaver to John Lee Hookers greatest licks!
in trainspotting (book)the best chapter was the girl working in the restaurant and pissing in the wine ,dipping her tampon in the tomato soup and shitting on the choccy pudding very graphical and made me drown in saliva
irvine welsh is fae edinburgh and is scots yes ...they speak a different dialect and a lot of them are a bit hello sailor ...read the Acid house- Granton Star Cause by welsh especially the mother dildoing the dads arse asking him if he wants more ..
true about the text thing tho but i bet you wouldnt understand a word spoken maybe an elocution scots voice like sean connery ...why not google "RAB C NESBITT for that sexy glasgow twang you might find it educational
aye we aw go around tossing cabers and making people eat haggis whilst "do ya think im sexy"by rod stewart blasts oot.sometimes if you look really carefully you can just about see the tips of our cocks poking out from under oor kilts when we reach up in the store for turnip soup