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Hugh Jass's Discussions

MERRY CLITORIS AND A FLAPPY NEW YEAR ...YA BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS
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Yet another xmas twatters and I hope you all get drunk as fuck and stoned with your families or alone in your tent or hostel ..either way have a good one and a happy fucking new year YA cunts ..,get…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Star Sphincter Banner Feb 9.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SODOMISE VERY VIGOROUSLY TILL THEIR COLONS BLEED (your top five )
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Who would you like to sodomise to within an inch of their lives ...if you want you can punch them to death afterwards or just slit their throats but first you have to pump them up the arse till they…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by GAYLORD Aug 4, 2014.

WHICH TYPE OF CONTINETAL CHEESE DO YOU PREFER TO FASHION INTO A DILDO AND RAM UP YOUR SHITTER
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this is the question we have all been asked at one time or another is your preference brie which can be messy,edam which is great for carving,gouda or gruyere which gives that heidi feeling .please…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by HairyApist Jun 12, 2013.

COCKNEY RHYME LOVERS LETS EDUCATE OUR FOREIGN CHINAS ABOUT THE ART OF SLANG
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alright me old chinas yank your ham hocks out your richard the thirds bottle and glass(aris) and lets gather together some east end cockney crown and anchor patter for our foriegn china's the bunch…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by HairyApist Aug 9, 2012.

 

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Hugh Jass posted a status
"Anyone else like to watch their girlfriend have a shit into a clowns shoe"
Feb 18
Hugh Jass and Thee Immortal and Icon are now friends
Feb 16
Hugh Jass replied to Farmers Daughter's discussion My First Anal Experience Last Night, And It Wasn't With A Guy!
"Raspberry farts and large copious arse canyons ...my first anal experience was with a large goat called Cyril who had one testicel and had suffered numerous strokes"
Feb 12
Hugh Jass posted a status
"I'll sodomise your arse with my large haggis like shaft if you promise to let me have a massive shite on your tits"
Feb 12
Star Sphincter Banner replied to Hugh Jass's discussion MERRY CLITORIS AND A FLAPPY NEW YEAR ...YA BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS
"awesome"
Feb 9
Star Sphincter Banner replied to Hugh Jass's discussion MERRY CLITORIS AND A FLAPPY NEW YEAR ...YA BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS
"funny"
Feb 9
Star Sphincter Banner replied to Hugh Jass's discussion MERRY CLITORIS AND A FLAPPY NEW YEAR ...YA BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS
"hahahaha"
Feb 9
Star Sphincter Banner left a comment for Hugh Jass
"greetings"
Feb 9
Hugh Jass posted a status
"I'm fine with morag my wife shitting in my mouth but one massive JOBBIE into her new Jimmy choos and she leaves me"
Feb 8
Hugh Jass posted a status
"I used to riverdance but onehorrendous bout of diarreah meant I never danced again so I took up trampolining and same thing hpened"
Feb 8
Hugh Jass posted a status
"As I said to my wife as I fisted her arse ..darling you really need a good drag through with a xmas tree"
Feb 8
Hugh Jass posted a status
"I once caught my cock in a ford Orion door whilst dogging in the clyde valley ..that and I sat accidentelly on the great stick .."
Feb 8
Hugh Jass posted a status
"She smoked my beef on the barrier reef and to some relief never had a shit"
Feb 4
Hugh Jass posted a status
"My wife smokes the beef"
Feb 4
Hugh Jass and Star Sphincter Banner are now friends
Jan 29
Hugh Jass posted a status
"I once had tea with a wildebeest priest .."
Jan 29

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Hugh Jass's Blog

CHUGG YER DUG

How many of you twats have ever gave yer dog a wee wank or a gobble ..I used to lick out my grans golden retriever and on occasions fingered it's wee arse sometimes I would let it lick my baws and cock ..I remember once whacking it's face with my fully erect boaby ..fuck ya right on the nose ya golden retriever cunt ...never did pump it though but was sorely tempted ..have you ever wanked gobbled or even pumped yer dug if so what breed and how good was it ..did you make it come...I once poked a… Continue

Posted on May 4, 2014 at 1:26pm — 1 Comment

THE LIZARDS OF WINDSOR OUR GERMAN PARASITES and THE SECRETS

Here is the "continuing" excerpt from Part One of The Zion King sequel to the epic Ring Of Power DVD series.

WILLIAM'S UNCLE ANDREW

Included on the wedding guest list was William's uncle Andrew who is the brother of William's father Charles and the son of Queen Elizabeth. Andrew, who 4th in…

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Posted on July 30, 2013 at 11:34am — 3 Comments

JUST WHO IS MIKE LITORIS

Just who is this elusive characte

Posted on June 1, 2013 at 5:33pm — 7 Comments

GRACIE IS BACK SO BOYS GET YOUR HANKIES AT THE READY HER NEW PIC MIGHT NOT BE NAKED BUT ITS SURE WORTH A GOOD WANK

the sexy bitch has returned to heat all us boys up in the cold nights by giving us great wank fodder so be ready to scrape the semen off your screens and ceilings her vagina is back in flaptown...

Posted on December 6, 2011 at 2:09am

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At 6:08am on February 9, 2015, Star Sphincter Banner said…

greetings

At 2:14am on January 7, 2015, Dr. Rapingstein said…

I once had a Scottish Uncle name Mac and he once carried a wicked Ball Sack

At 2:10am on January 7, 2015, Dr. Rapingstein said…

Hey Ye Olde Scottish Cunt 

At 2:08am on January 7, 2015, Dr. Rapingstein said…

hey do you want sodomy or a phlebotomy ???

At 9:50pm on January 6, 2015, Funk Doctor Spock said…

i want to give you the Spocker up your Shitter

At 2:54am on November 7, 2014, The King of Chi-Town said…
do not trust that Prison rapist name Booty Bandit
At 4:35pm on November 4, 2014, The King of Chi-Town said…

How's it hangin ? like a Big Dang-a-Lang

At 3:41am on November 4, 2014, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…

ever cried cause Yer Pappy would not let you sleep with your favorite Goat ?

At 3:40am on November 4, 2014, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…

shoe shuffling jive ass

At 3:40am on November 4, 2014, Rikki Tikki Tembo said…

bang the Balls slowly

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