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A classic joke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass Oct 8.

ALABAMA SLEDGEHAMMER APPRECIATION SOCIETY
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Alabama Sledgehammer  …Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass May 9, 2013.

WOULD YOU LET PHIL SLIDE HIS WEE BALDY DICK IN AND OUT YOUR RECTUM WITHOUT AN FEW STRONG DRINKS
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After the arrival on twatter of sex deviantand part time chicken molester phil hendee the question has to he asked would you let him pummel your shitpipe like a rapist without a few drinks first ..he…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by HairyApist Mar 28, 2013.

 

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"Mary Honk likes it Up her Junk"
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"happy humping Horse"
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"I suck frogs cocks and put tadpoles down me japs eye but Ive never eaten a decomposing 90 yo cunt.One for the puss bucket list."
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Hugh Jass replied to Mary Honk's discussion A classic joke
"Man goes into a mortuary looking to buy a vagina The assistant asks what kind he would like and the guy says let's see what you have The assistant says we have a 49 year olds just died last week from VD The guy says I'll have a look and so…"
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"I love to defecate in the bath ..it's a wonderful way to unwind and coil one out"
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"And you can also spead it on your toast afterwards so it's win win"
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"I despair at people needing KY jelly ...go to your local store and buy a big tub of "I can't believe its not butter " works a treat"
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"Try rapists r us and if that fails repost and I'll see if my dad still has his in his shed ..."
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"My dog did a massive shite this morning ...looks like we will eat well tonight"
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"Horse fuckers too unite and as we lie there our arses stretched wide and our eyes popping out off our heads together we can fight the system"
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THE DAY THE RAPIST FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS VICTIM AND FOLLOWED THROUGH

As the rapist adjusted his balaclava and gently squeezed the bowie knife in the scabbard secured in the inner pocket of his favourite raping jacket he farted loudly in anticipation of his next victim as she sauntered down the alley just asking for it but only in his perverted mind.He leaped from the bushes and roughly bitch slapped her telling her he loved her and was only going to sodomise her gently knowing deep down he was going to leave her arse in tatters.He pulled her cotton jockstrap…

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HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

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HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

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At 12:13pm on October 10, 2014, I'm a Jinky Bad Luck Fucker said…

Mary Honk likes it Up her Junk

At 12:12pm on October 10, 2014, I'm a Jinky Bad Luck Fucker said…

happy humping Horse

At 12:12pm on October 10, 2014, I'm a Jinky Bad Luck Fucker said…

pussy fart

At 12:11pm on October 10, 2014, I'm a Jinky Bad Luck Fucker said…

fart

At 8:44am on September 2, 2014, pat cl said…

how'bout taking a 2 gallons cumshot from coco's cousin pat_cl (meeeeeeeeeeeee)?? I need to shoot off my loaded weapon urgently

At 7:14am on August 27, 2014, SpaceMan Spiff said…

you have a Honky Horse Happily Humping

At 1:51pm on August 6, 2014, GAYLORD said…

Hey sweet cheeks

At 1:48pm on August 6, 2014, Ching Chong Long Dong said…

Meee he he he he

At 1:48pm on August 6, 2014, Ching Chong Long Dong said…

that horse is making me jealous

At 9:17am on August 1, 2014, The Bastard Child No One Wanted said…

Goo-Goo

 
 
 

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