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A classic joke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass Oct 8, 2014.

The cunt of cunts disco dance at knifepoint
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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/fannyfarter/529167

Started this discussion. Last reply by Boo~Tee Pirate Jan 19, 2014.

ALABAMA SLEDGEHAMMER APPRECIATION SOCIETY
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Alabama Sledgehammer  …Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass May 9, 2013.

WOULD YOU LET PHIL SLIDE HIS WEE BALDY DICK IN AND OUT YOUR RECTUM WITHOUT AN FEW STRONG DRINKS
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After the arrival on twatter of sex deviantand part time chicken molester phil hendee the question has to he asked would you let him pummel your shitpipe like a rapist without a few drinks first ..he…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by HairyApist Mar 28, 2013.

 

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Mary Honk and Flynt Flossy are now friends
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Apr 3
Mary Honk replied to Suzy Longwood's discussion I want to make New Friends , Where is Everyone from ?
"I used to masturbate wildebeest and I once was arrested for having a shit in the mayors mouth but was released after they found out he had payed me to do so albeit he never signed up for diarrhoea and anyway I as just warming up at the time ..I also…"
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"you like having sex with a Harse ?"
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Flynt Flossy left a comment for Mary Honk
"you are one horny snatch-a-roonie"
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Mary Honk commented on SockMonkey's blog post Old Skool
"They havent a fucking clue monkey cunt .. Preferred the old days also ..well they're were at least characters and where the fuck have all the Indos gone ..probably all at college now masturbating to Barry Manilow pics on their I phones ...dirty…"
Mar 20
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"Do you like sodomy ..if so why not masturbate yourself with a Jerusalem artichoke up your arsehole whilst sucking off your uncle as your auntie pisses on your tits and ankles"
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"I think they want to slip something vigorously in and out your shitter so be careful unless you happen to enjoy that .."
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"Make the most of it you Indian whore purveyor ..who the fuck would want to fuck a Bangalore whore anyway ,,talk about desperate"
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"Jimmy savile broke into my garden in the ninties and dug up our recently deceased Alsatian in ulaanbaatar and rimmed it before preceding to pump it's arse with all his might in black fishnet stocking. He was a filthy dirty pervert but we sought…"
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"Can't beat getting gang raped anally by four well hung immigrants from Pakistan as they say ..well yes you can they were pakipussies"
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"I was nearly raped anally at the weekend but sadly the four men couldn't maintain an erection in the snowdrift despite the blowtorches .sad"
Feb 16
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"Vladimir will be sorely missed ..he was only 68 ..one away from my favourite number ..,his passing with leave a Hugh void in my anus"
Feb 16

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THE DAY THE RAPIST FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS VICTIM AND FOLLOWED THROUGH

As the rapist adjusted his balaclava and gently squeezed the bowie knife in the scabbard secured in the inner pocket of his favourite raping jacket he farted loudly in anticipation of his next victim as she sauntered down the alley just asking for it but only in his perverted mind.He leaped from the bushes and roughly bitch slapped her telling her he loved her and was only going to sodomise her gently knowing deep down he was going to leave her arse in tatters.He pulled her cotton jockstrap…

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Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am

HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am — 1 Comment

HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am

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At 3:13am on April 3, 2016, Dicky Bonez said…
Hi Hi
At 3:13am on April 3, 2016, Dicky Bonez said…
Hey
At 7:52am on March 21, 2016, Flynt Flossy said…

you like having sex with a Harse ?

At 7:51am on March 21, 2016, Flynt Flossy said…

you are one horny snatch-a-roonie

At 10:59pm on August 13, 2015, Bobby Joe Clark sr. said…

JOBBY JOBBY JIT BAG, YOU OLD DIRTY DIRTY SHIT BAG

At 10:56pm on August 13, 2015, Bobby Joe Clark sr. said…

ThaTha

At 10:08am on June 10, 2015, Peter Porter Piper said…

I GOT SOMETHING BIGGER THAN THAT HORSE'S COCK FOR YOUR ASS

At 7:14am on June 9, 2015, Bunyip Pig said…
Gagging on horse cock one of life's simple equestrian pleasures.
At 4:48am on May 9, 2015, Frankie Luchiano Andretti said…

Hello there

At 8:10am on May 5, 2015, Emma said…

Lovely to hear from you Mary! Glad they were pre-cancerous, certainly preferable to post-cancerous. Damn postmen. I wish you a very speedy recovery! I do hope Cyril enjoys the extra attention and perhaps can put on an entertaining show for you during your convalescence. I'm hoping you will be back and peggable before long :)

 
 
 

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