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A classic joke
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson have solved another case. Afterwards, they celebrate with a few brandies at their Baker St. residence. Holmes, feeling the brandy, reaches over and puts his hand on…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass Oct 8, 2014.

The cunt of cunts disco dance at knifepoint
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http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/fannyfarter/529167

Started this discussion. Last reply by Boo~Tee Pirate Jan 19, 2014.

ALABAMA SLEDGEHAMMER APPRECIATION SOCIETY
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Alabama Sledgehammer  …Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by Hugh Jass May 9, 2013.

WOULD YOU LET PHIL SLIDE HIS WEE BALDY DICK IN AND OUT YOUR RECTUM WITHOUT AN FEW STRONG DRINKS
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After the arrival on twatter of sex deviantand part time chicken molester phil hendee the question has to he asked would you let him pummel your shitpipe like a rapist without a few drinks first ..he…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by HairyApist Mar 28, 2013.

 

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"The gay squirrel gasped as the gay dwarf in a top hat stuck to bone dry fingers right up its wee squirrelly shitter"
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"Honk city"
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"My aunt left her baby outside in its pram at the shops and some dirty bastard shat in it"
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"So is my mother ....shes a mother plucker"
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"I'm a great plucker"
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"I like playing the hairy banjo"
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"His flatulence put me off a wee bit ...especially when he followed through all over my wrist as I pummelled his a rss with the brick"
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"I dildoed his arse with a house brick and he said it was a actually rather relaxing"
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"He now goes around fucking letterboxes and toasters"
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"And his cock ..poor cunt"
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"Should have seen his face"
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"I remember my mates dad was resting his cock on the table,as you do when some nutter walloped it with a sledge hammer .."
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"My regret was not getting his number as he had one of the biggest throbbing love torpedoes ive ever felt against my shin"
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"I once got fingered at a bus stop by a Bulgarian bisexual juggling midget called Tommy ..it was quite good"
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"Had sex with a shar pei today and it was fantastic ..."
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"Stick a cricket bat up my twat and shout howzat .."
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THE DAY THE RAPIST FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS VICTIM AND FOLLOWED THROUGH

As the rapist adjusted his balaclava and gently squeezed the bowie knife in the scabbard secured in the inner pocket of his favourite raping jacket he farted loudly in anticipation of his next victim as she sauntered down the alley just asking for it but only in his perverted mind.He leaped from the bushes and roughly bitch slapped her telling her he loved her and was only going to sodomise her gently knowing deep down he was going to leave her arse in tatters.He pulled her cotton jockstrap…

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Posted on June 16, 2013 at 8:37pm — 13 Comments

HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am

HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am — 1 Comment

HELP REMOVE SPAM CUNTS WHENEVER YOU SEE IT

GET THIS SPAM OFF OUR SITE ...REPORT AN ISSUE AT BOTTOM OF PAGE

Posted on October 12, 2011 at 4:35am

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At 5:21am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

your profile really reminds me of my family Fun Days on Sundays 

At 5:20am on March 7, 2015, Dracula's Son said…

I love your profile picture ! reminds me of my Aunt Nasty eer um eer uh , she was quite nasty

At 8:01pm on February 19, 2015, Alex Dildo said…

FUCK MY ASS RIGHT NOW

At 9:08pm on February 9, 2015, Uncle Reupert said…

up thee Arse looks great on You

At 9:52pm on January 6, 2015, Funk Doctor Spock said…

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

At 9:52pm on January 6, 2015, Funk Doctor Spock said…

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER !

At 9:52pm on January 6, 2015, Funk Doctor Spock said…

maybe I can give you thee O Spocker

At 9:51pm on January 6, 2015, Funk Doctor Spock said…

that horse of course has no remorse 

At 2:05am on December 21, 2014, Ms. Crack a Nut With Her Butt ® said…

HOW DEAR YOU TAKE IT UP THE SHITTER AND NOT BECOME A QUITTER 

At 2:04am on December 21, 2014, Ms. Crack a Nut With Her Butt ® said…

TAKING IT UP THE SHITTER EH ??

 
 
 

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