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thats fine i only joke about you getting pumped up the aris i dont expect everyone to be as satirical and open arsed as me or sadie you keep you sphinchter intact and do your own thing.as far as the american thing goes i myself was not a big fan especially their so called ex-president and their greedy fat society bunch of cunts but as usual most yanks are fine its the suits and the bible bashing sister pumping banjo plucking brain dead rednecks are my main gripe..canada to me is ok especially the trailer park boys types who sound half yank half hugh jass anyhow keep attacking these fuck heads on here and dont let them or me away with fuck all sometimes is good to get twatted keeps me in line and if i happen to disagree ill be twatting back after all this is what twatter is about ...its nice to be nice but also nasty...keep up the good work ...soon bye

what makes you think americans have a monopoly of anal sex considering im an ex-pat teaching my native tongue to mongols.criticise me for my rectal recitals and general tedious posts because i can accept that and honestly dont give a flying fuck what you or any other cunt on here says in fact i actually quite like the witty and abusive retorts to my sometimes aserb and banal posts and notice youre very good at that but in the name of fuck dont call me a yankee...nothing much against the cunts just dont... ps dont knock it till youve tried it i reckon you'd be a wonderful socket and would take to it like a duck to water living in bournemouth...hope to hear from you soon bye mr.cunty clone

Have you seen The Human Centipede by the way?

Great film if you're into sick & weird shit.

Check yo self before you wreck yo self motherfucker!

Now look who's casting aspersions without knowing jack fucking shit about anything. Usually you might get a response like 'I'm not going to dignify that with a response' or 'I don't have to justify myself to you' etc - but I will tell you I'm 39 & earned everything for myself, including the misery, pain & darkness that I share with you as my gift.

I'd like to clone you, twice actually, to make 3 CuntLondons ... then I'd make the human centipede out of you ... putting the real you in the middle ... then I'd feed  clone CuntLondon 1 at the front high fibre snacks & a nice vindaloo & wait,  masturbating over Kate's Playground (one of my fave girls), till the clone needed to do a sloppy, ring burning, but substantial poo right in your fucking laughing gear!

Speaking of feeding - I come here to feed my dark side ... there's a part of me that really does want you to have AIDS, or to know someone that has it, and that my words can sting as well as amuse (thanks for that though - much appreciated getting a laugh, thinking of doing stand up comedy one day).

Right, I'll be off then, Cheers. Cunt.

bet you feel better now youve got that off your chest hes an awfy man the monkey boy i think hes a bit of both a reasonably well educated depraved retard but this site is full of them mary,sadie thats what makes it funny utter stupidity and depraved nonsense you seem to be getting the hang of this pretty easily a fucking natural unusual for a southerner

as a connisseur of anal sex which is my life,my love,my being i recommend you get out there and get your cock up as many shitpipes as you can.like mary i was 9 when my uncle began sodomising the living shit out me teaching me piledriving and slamming and it opened a whole new world to me..if i dont get a big juicy dick up my arse three or four times a week i feel so worthless and depressed and even going for a shit can remind me what im missing only in reverse but missing all the same my nephew and son love to sodomise me regularly and aids is not something we ever worry about ...if i had aids like you id be more worried im glad i havent though ...ill never stop being sodomised and recommend you try 2 bone dry fingers up the arse its superb

i have been enjoying anal sex on a recreational level since i was 11 and my daddy always taught me that a cock in the ass was the most wonderful thing in the world and he was spot on..everyone should try it ..its so relaxing and refreshing and puts a spring in my step and i try not to let aids put me off such a lovely passtime ..you need to try it you sound as if youre missing out on a nice big throbbing cock up your arse