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"Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts? A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."

"My girlfriend is like a slinky, not of any real use but it is funny to watch her fall down the stairs"

"What do you get if you put a downy in a blender? Mashed potatoes"

"I got Fraped at today. My status said, "Lolling at all those cunts that died in the Twin Towers." And some cunt changed it to, "I am gay.""

"After days of sitting at my wife's bedside while she was in a coma, her condition took a turn for the worse last night. She woke up."

"what do you call a field full of niggers? a plantation"

"How do you make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt!!! I'f you are offended... well i don't care, i'm a twat"

"Why are all niggers so fast? All the slow ones are in jail"