There was this woman in Chicago. She had 100 children, and named them each a number between 1-100. Sadly, all of the woman's kids died in a car crash, except for 90. 90 grew up to be a very successful woman and had a family of her own. One day, her kids came in to the house with a stray dog that they found. They begged, but sadly, 90 refused to let them keep it. However, feeling sorry for the dog, the kids fed it, cleaned it, and kept it inside their…Continue
Back in the year of our lord nineteen ninety eight it was. On the twenty third of may, if I remember correctly. The weather outside wasn't bad, no, in fact it was good, it was a whooping 24 degrees celsius outside, in the shadow, and the sun shone. Mind you, the sun didn't always shine that day, particularly not during the night. And so it was that the sun only shone from about morning until late evening that day. As it usually goes. There have been sightings of the sun shining at night, but…Continue
Added by Bunyip Pig on June 1, 2015 at 2:13am — No Comments
So I was thinking of selling some old crusty tampons I have laying here about my trailer. I need some extra cash to get this sick best of Cagney and Lacey dvd set. They are only a few years old, but still smell fresh. I was thinking $10.00 a piece. Any…
Added by ade septiana on March 3, 2015 at 7:56pm — No Comments
Sayang pernahkah kau terpikir sejenak tentangku ,
saat aku mnghilang tanpa kabar , saat aku sakit namun tak memberimu kabar , pernahkah kamu memikirkanku saat saat aku tak memberi kabar kepadamu ..
saat ini entah mengapa aku belom melihat tanda tanda kau ingin kejenjang yang lebih serius terhadapku .
aku ingin seperti mereka , mnjenguk kekasihnya ketika sakit , bercerita kepada ibu kekasihnya tentang dirinya , mengenal keluarga sang kekasih .. aku iriii :(
Added by ade septiana on March 2, 2015 at 10:22pm — No Comments
Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)
awal ku mengenalmu ..
pada saat pertama kali aku mengikuti project informa lampung , saat itu tak pernah terbesit dalam pikiranku , aku akan menyukainya ..
dia yg dlu menurutku tak mungkin menyukaiku , dia yang dlu kukira tak pernah perduli padaku ...
ternyata dia diam diam memperhatikan aku ..
pada saat aku mengenalnya , aku tipekal wanita yang jail , bawel , judes , eeeemmmb pkoknya ga banget deh .
dibalik sifatku ternyata ada seseorang yg sangat…Continue
Tanya Tucker Motherfucker
by Lew Lascivious
Hey cocksucker Tanya Tucker Motherfucker…Continue