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Bimatoprost may join the club with some hair loss treatment in coming future

If he sources are to be believed that Bimatoprost is all poised to join the club of some Hair loss treatments very soon. Trials of parent companies have shown some positive results in this regard and now a new feather is all poised to add to the journey of Bimatoprost. It is estimated that Bimatoprost will join this club in the year 2020 and this will certainly open some new dimensions in the journey of Bimatoprost, which is full of some Eureka moments so far.



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Added by Shaun Brown on February 6, 2016 at 4:19am — No Comments

Mulai Meragukannya ...

Ya Tuhan Ada apa dengan perasaanku saat ini ?

mengapa semakin kesini hatiku malah smkin kurang yakin trhdpnya ..

knpa hati ini…

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Added by ade septiana on February 3, 2016 at 10:27pm — 1 Comment

BIMATOPROST SOLVE EYES PROBLEM

This system is quite simple; stress on eyes can improve stress on your optic anxiety. These optic anxieties can further feel the warm go out for a kind of breakdown, this breakdown can cause to first narrowing vision, and then lastly it can make you blind.

Now you might be…

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Added by Lesa Thomas on January 13, 2016 at 11:48pm — No Comments

New Years Eve

I think I will be ringing in the new year comfortably at home. I will be snuggling in my snuggy with a wine glass of Mountain Dew watching the Vern Troyer sex tape. Then I'll grab a cucumber from the kitchen since I am too poor to get one of those fancy dildo thingies, and have at it with my cervix till I cum. Then I'll just drag my ass to bed and cry myself to sleep. I'm so lonely since dad stopped coming over to my trailer. I try to get guys to fuck me but it's not worth the time or effort… Continue

Added by Shit Funnel Whore on December 31, 2015 at 2:30am — 4 Comments

Bluff the sleep pangs with Provigil

We always have a cheat sheet for the food. The diet is made to healthy body. But ever we make sleep chart. You must be thinking what a ridiculous question to ask. But on serious note the cheat sheet for the sleep is not made.  Neither the sleep chart is made, however food and sleep are equally important for our health. The sleep is one factor which will help you to be in shape and will help to get things right from body to brain.  This means the brain can act faster and body can turn fitter…

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Added by Shaun Brown on December 23, 2015 at 3:39am — No Comments

Merry Fucking Christmas!

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Added by pat cl on December 21, 2015 at 1:43am — 1 Comment

A Sad Story

There was this woman in Chicago. She had 100 children, and named them each a number between 1-100. Sadly, all of the woman's kids died in a car crash, except for 90. 90 grew up to be a very successful woman and had a family of her own. One day, her kids came in to the house with a stray dog that they found. They begged, but sadly, 90 refused to let them keep it. However, feeling sorry for the dog, the kids fed it, cleaned it, and kept it inside their…

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Added by Ludwig van der HousenSleuth on August 29, 2015 at 11:13pm — 1 Comment

Now THIS is sexy, yo!

Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on August 19, 2015 at 6:17am — 1 Comment

I let a fart once.

Back in the year of our lord nineteen ninety eight it was. On the twenty third of may, if I remember correctly. The weather outside wasn't bad, no, in fact it was good, it was a whooping 24 degrees celsius outside, in the shadow, and the sun shone. Mind you, the sun didn't always shine that day, particularly not during the night. And so it was that the sun only shone from about morning until late evening that day. As it usually goes. There have been sightings of the sun shining at night, but…

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Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on July 31, 2015 at 3:51am — 2 Comments

Oh no, I mean THERE NOT MF HERE.

Added by Wanada on July 22, 2015 at 1:12pm — 1 Comment

Chugalug a big Bunyips plug.

Expressions of interest encouraged for an experience unsurpassed in Twatterlands history. I will share my massive cock and huge amount of Bunyip pig spunk. Please make your EOI's as graphic and fruity as possible.

Added by Bunyip Pig on June 1, 2015 at 2:13am — No Comments

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Added by Rishty on April 4, 2015 at 3:40pm — No Comments

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Added by Rishty on April 4, 2015 at 3:38pm — No Comments

Selling My Tampons...



So I was thinking of selling some old crusty tampons I have laying here about my trailer. I need some extra cash to get this sick best of Cagney and Lacey dvd set. They are only a few years old, but still smell fresh. I was thinking $10.00 a piece.  Any…

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Added by Shit Funnel Whore on March 9, 2015 at 9:57pm — 9 Comments

Videoo with lovely http://youtu.be/z5o7fUEStaY

Videoo with lovely http://youtu.be/z5o7fUEStaY

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Added by ade septiana on March 3, 2015 at 7:56pm — No Comments

23 Juli 2013

Sayang pernahkah kau terpikir sejenak tentangku , 

saat aku mnghilang tanpa kabar , saat aku sakit namun tak memberimu kabar , pernahkah kamu memikirkanku saat saat aku tak memberi kabar kepadamu .. 



saat ini entah mengapa aku belom melihat tanda tanda kau ingin kejenjang yang lebih serius terhadapku . 

aku ingin seperti mereka , mnjenguk kekasihnya ketika sakit , bercerita kepada ibu kekasihnya tentang dirinya , mengenal keluarga sang kekasih .. aku iriii :( 

hampir…

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Added by ade septiana on March 2, 2015 at 10:22pm — No Comments

Turtles

Does anyone here like turtles?

Added by Rexarater on February 17, 2015 at 4:02pm — 2 Comments

Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 6 Comments

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