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June 2012 Blog Posts (18)

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world's largest ice cube:

Added by pat cl on June 28, 2012 at 5:27am — No Comments

COMA SUTRA

Added by Kenny Fourfingers on June 27, 2012 at 7:24pm — No Comments

Zombie Warning!

Added by Kenny Fourfingers on June 23, 2012 at 2:13pm — No Comments

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Added by Deborah Stefanie on June 22, 2012 at 7:00am — 1 Comment

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Added by Deborah Stefanie on June 22, 2012 at 7:00am — No Comments

LIck My Taint

After awakening from a drunken slumber, I walked into the kitchen and saw Bill Cosby's cock inside a cookie jar screaming for some mac daddy love. When I say cookie jar, I mean he was lying naked with his black hairy nipples on the floor.

I couldn't resist shoving Cosby's big black veiny dick into my rectal cavity.

My mom walks into the kitchen and sees this vile scene. I could not help but to shove my profusely sweaty beanbag into her ear cavity. Rather than…

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Added by Dennis The Hedger on June 20, 2012 at 9:55pm — No Comments

A Special Occasion

I AM CURRENTLY FUCKING A VACUUM CLEANER WHILST SUCKING A GOLF BALL THROUGH A STRAW IN PREPERATION FOR A SPECIAL EVENING WITH ROSA PARKS, I PLAN TO MEET HER IN HELL BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT

Added by Dennis The Hedger on June 20, 2012 at 6:56pm — 2 Comments

my family album

uncle Hans-Ruedi

my dog "Oscar"

uncle Hans-Peter…

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Added by pat cl on June 19, 2012 at 6:58am — 1 Comment

ignorance - paramore

If I'm a bad person, you don't like me

Well, I guess I'll make my own way

It's a circle, a mean cycle

I can't excite you anymore



Where's your gavel? Your jury?

What's my offense this time?

You're not a judge but if…
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Added by Rebecca Tiara Eka Putri on June 18, 2012 at 4:03am — 1 Comment

places i want to go to:

in France:

in Austria:

in Germany:…

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Added by pat cl on June 18, 2012 at 1:30am — 2 Comments

pedo bear

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Added by pat cl on June 16, 2012 at 1:31pm — 11 Comments

Semen

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my…

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Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 14, 2012 at 2:08pm — 2 Comments

The Movies

So, today I went to go see the Avengers with NegroNazi, and I got bored halfway through. And, you know, there's no one around, so I start jerkin' off.



When I first whipped it out, that shit fell on the floor, and the whole building shook. So a bunch of employees come in to see what's going on. They see my cock, and they fall to their KNEES it's so beautiful.



A bunch of the employees start trying to suck it. Now, that's okay for the girls, but not the males. And I am… Continue

Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 9, 2012 at 7:57pm — No Comments

Yer Dumb

Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!

    Murph: No, YER dumb!

Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!

    Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.

    Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!

    Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.

    Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.

    Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.



    Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.

Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.

    Murph:Yer shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton.…

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Added by NegroNazi on June 8, 2012 at 8:22pm — No Comments

The Vice Of Insatiability

So I was searching for money around the hosue yesterday (I'm broke), and, when I looked under my mom's matress, I found her vibrator.

So, of course, I approach her and show her the dildo. She freaks out. Before I could get anything out, she panics, and gets down and starts sucking my cock. I mean, I felt kinda bad for her (she had a dildo for a reason), so I didn't stop her.

After about 20 mnutes of her sucking me off, I take the dildo, and shove it in her ass, and she starts…

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Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 7, 2012 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

wanted poster

Added by Kenny Fourfingers on June 3, 2012 at 8:10am — No Comments

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Added by Kenny Fourfingers on June 1, 2012 at 11:29am — No Comments

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Added by Kenny Fourfingers on June 1, 2012 at 11:03am — No Comments

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