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June 2012 Blog Posts (18)
LIck My Taint
After awakening from a drunken slumber, I walked into the kitchen and saw Bill Cosby's cock inside a cookie jar screaming for some mac daddy love. When I say cookie jar, I mean he was lying naked with his black hairy nipples on the floor.
I couldn't resist shoving Cosby's big black veiny dick into my rectal cavity.
My mom walks into the kitchen and sees this vile scene. I could not help but to shove my profusely sweaty beanbag into her ear cavity. Rather than…
ContinueAdded by Dennis The Hedger on June 20, 2012 at 9:55pm — No Comments
A Special Occasion
I AM CURRENTLY FUCKING A VACUUM CLEANER WHILST SUCKING A GOLF BALL THROUGH A STRAW IN PREPERATION FOR A SPECIAL EVENING WITH ROSA PARKS, I PLAN TO MEET HER IN HELL BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT
Added by Dennis The Hedger on June 20, 2012 at 6:56pm — 2 Comments
ignorance - paramore
Well, I guess I'll make my own way
It's a circle, a mean cycle
I can't excite you anymore
Where's your gavel? Your jury?
What's my offense this time?
You're not a judge but if…
Added by Rebecca Tiara Eka Putri on June 18, 2012 at 4:03am — 1 Comment
places i want to go to:
Added by pat cl on June 18, 2012 at 1:30am — 2 Comments
Semen
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my…
Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 14, 2012 at 2:08pm — 2 Comments
The Movies
When I first whipped it out, that shit fell on the floor, and the whole building shook. So a bunch of employees come in to see what's going on. They see my cock, and they fall to their KNEES it's so beautiful.
A bunch of the employees start trying to suck it. Now, that's okay for the girls, but not the males. And I am… Continue
Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 9, 2012 at 7:57pm — No Comments
Yer Dumb
Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.
Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton.…
Added by NegroNazi on June 8, 2012 at 8:22pm — No Comments
The Vice Of Insatiability
So I was searching for money around the hosue yesterday (I'm broke), and, when I looked under my mom's matress, I found her vibrator.
So, of course, I approach her and show her the dildo. She freaks out. Before I could get anything out, she panics, and gets down and starts sucking my cock. I mean, I felt kinda bad for her (she had a dildo for a reason), so I didn't stop her.
After about 20 mnutes of her sucking me off, I take the dildo, and shove it in her ass, and she starts…
Added by Spermy, The Dog on June 7, 2012 at 11:30am — 3 Comments
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