August 2011 Blog Posts (168)

Firstly, don't be a pussy and take pills.  Painless suicide is for losers.  Do something manly, like Chainsaw Disembowellment. 

Secondly, only faggot cocksucking pussy inbreds call a friend or a Suicide Hotline before they make the attempt.  If you're a weak, needy cunt like that, the manly art of suicide is not for you.  Take up knitting, 'cause you're a woman.

Thirdly, DO IT NAOW, FAGGOT!!!1!!1

After all this time, you'd think a microwave would heat up my dinner properly.  I am so fucking sick of cold middles and boiling edges.

Fuck microwaves.

Cerpen ini gan!

Brukk… !! Aku tersentak kaget, ku pandangi sosok yang manabrakku ini, cewek bertubuh mungil, berkacamata, berkulit putih, dan berambut panjang. Manissss sekalii… !! ckckck..

Namun, ku hanya bisa terperangah lidahku terasa kelu untuk berkata- kata.. Tubuhku terasa sulit untuk bergerak, setidaknya untuk membantu dia berdiri dan membereskan barang- barang bawaannya yang jatuh berserakan. Tapi apa ?? Aku hanya bisa berdiri, terdiam, dan terpaku menatapnya…

Diriku hilang entah kemana

Kau pun hilang lelah mencarinya

Terasa detik yang berdetak

Semakin lama semakin nanar

Aku hilang hanyut sendiri

Saat ku lengah diriku lenyap

Tak terhitung detik yang berdetak

Semakin ku cari semakin ku hilang

Ragaku kabur ke dalam gelap

Jiwa ku terhanyut jeram

Tersesat aku diantara belantara…

Ya Allah................................ Gue envy banget sama orang yang malem takbiran sama pacarnya, pada keluar buat liat kembang api/petasan, atau gak sang pacar main ke rumah untuk ngobrol-ngobrol sama mama papanya. Gue sebenernya pengen banget kaya gitu, dan lagi-lagi gue nge flash back tentang ryn lagi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ryn tuh dulu suka banget main ke rumah, ngobrol-ngobrol sama bokap nyokap, makan malem bareng dll yang bikin gue…

It's dawn now.  They come for me.  They say I'm sick, a psycho.  They don't understand I'm a modern Casanova, who seduced the girl of his dreams.  I made her mine.  In a few minutes, the hangman's noose will join us together forever.

The cell unlocks.  As I begin my walk to the chamber, I swear I can see you waiting for me...

The End.

I glance out my small cell window again.  My reminiscing is taking more time than I realised.  There is a faint glow in the sky.  I must finish.  People must understand our mutual love.  I must hurry.   They come for me at dawn and I must be ready...

I look down at my perfect Kelly.  The most perfect woman who has ever lived.  It’s time to consummate our relationship.  What came before was only foreplay.  I gently wake you. 

I look at your face, hands, body,…

I recover more slowly this time, a drink of water helps.  I see you wake.  You try to speak, but can’t.  You’re overwhelmed with passion for me!  Don’t worry, my love, that’s a good thing.

I look at you, just look at you.  You turn your head, embarrassed at your nudity, no doubt.  I smile, you are so perfect.  But I notice a couple of moles on your stomach.  I frown.  My perfect lover absolutely cannot have any imperfections.  I reach into my toolbox again.

I…

Pausing from the writing, I look out the small window of my cell.   I have been writing for some time, but it’s still dark, time enough to finish chronicling our story.  A story no one but us can ever hope to appreciate....

You’ve rested enough, time to roll over onto your back, I help, anything for you, my sweet young Kelly, anything at all.  You wake, recoiling a bit, you must be excited.  That’s good.  I give you a gentle massage.  Rubbing your stomach, taut, firm, up to…

You calm down, slowly, still bleeding a little, I see the fear love in your beautiful eyes.  My cock is still hard, I climb onto you.  NO!  Not yet, my young lover.  I flip you over effortlessly, perfect buttocks exposed, demanding my attention.  I spread your muscular young cheeks, tip of my cock resting against the small, tight arsehole.  I hear you whimper with desire.  You want this.  I ram my cock forward, dry, ripping past the muscle, all eight inches straight into your virginal arse,…

I place Kelly on the small bed in the dusty basement.  It matters not, though.  Our love cannot be restricted by anything.  Kelly’s dazed, slowly regaining some sense of what is happening.  I wait a little while.

Awake now, she looks at me with the love of terror, turning me on like no one has before.  This one is special.  I soothe her with my voice, caressing her side, sliding my hand along the silky skin to her breast.  It’s large, firm ripe, for someone so young.  I tell…

I didn’t want to write this.  The memory should be mine alone to cherish.  The priest wanted me to clear my soul or some shit.  It was only when the warden said no last meal that I relented.  I hope you can take what I am about to tell you....

The papers call me Dead Babies.  And, with the first rays of the morning sun, I will die.  Sentenced to hang for what I did to that young woman, the woman whom I loved so strongly, deeply that I had to do it.

It’s night time now,…

Gatau kenapa, belakangan ini gue selalu kepikiran ryn trssssss. Padahal gue sebelumnya udah tekad bgt mau benci sama dia. Ohiya, gue belom cerita sama lo semua. I'll tell about riyan. He's my boyfriend. But now, riyan is only just my friend. We break our relationship is about 6 months ago. Yeah, this's my first story. My first time got a boyfriend lyk him.........…