got refused a job the other day, apparently putting gang bang as proof of teamwork is not acceptable!
gaddafi, bin laden and kim jong il have all died this year, does team america really exist?
Added by Jebediah Jackson on December 23, 2011 at 9:01pm — No Comments
Today's Redneck word of the day is: Dun (N)
Dun is best defined as a filler word, that can work in almost any instance. It usually acts as a noun, although it can be a verb in some instances. EX: Boy! Ya'll best dun get back here now or I is gon gut you.
any thoughts about it ?
Today's Redneck word of the day is: Bigolbourelyman (N). A bigolbourelyman is a man that lives in the mountains, usually by himself, he lives off the land. Bigolbourleymen are seldom exposed to civilization. Bigolbourelymen usually forget their identities and should they come in contact with other humans, they will refer to themselves as a simple name, such as Buckle.
|A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies. "What's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "It's dead."
dit ben ik, en dat ben jij.
Ik weet niet wie je bent,
maar dit is leuk voor je
Added by Simone Vijfschaft on December 6, 2011 at 5:07am — No Comments
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I know you missed me, all is well young whores. Your queen is back.
any of you little bitches say you dont like me, you get shot dumb piece of shit...
I'm now claiming to be the queen of the internet which in all reality is Al Gore's wife
other than that I haven't been up to much.
Oh, I've developed an un-healthy with Blink-182 and My chemical romance.…Continue
So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"
Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?
Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm — No Comments
This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:
We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…Continue