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December 2011 Blog Posts (15)

gang bang

got refused a job the other day, apparently putting gang bang as proof of teamwork is not acceptable!

Added by john L on December 27, 2011 at 11:31am — 2 Comments

team america

gaddafi, bin laden and kim jong il have all died this year, does team america really exist?

Added by john L on December 27, 2011 at 10:20am — 2 Comments

A picture of my wife's Christmas gift

Here is a picture of me testing out my wife's Christmas gift before I give it to her.

Added by Jebediah Jackson on December 23, 2011 at 9:01pm — No Comments

HEY FRRRRT I'M FRRRRT A QUEEF FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

HEY

FRRRRT

I'M

FRRRRT

A QUEEF

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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Added by QueefTosser on December 17, 2011 at 9:56pm — 6 Comments

Redneck word of the day 11/12/2011

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Dun (N)

Dun is best defined as a filler word, that can work in almost any instance. It usually acts as a noun, although it can be a verb in some instances. EX: Boy! Ya'll best dun get back here now or I is gon gut you.

Added by Jebediah Jackson on December 11, 2011 at 12:55pm — 2 Comments

Topic of the day: fisting woman's rectum

any thoughts about it ?

Added by GingerCuntFlap on December 8, 2011 at 11:34am — 5 Comments

Redeck word of the day 6/12/2011

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Bigolbourelyman (N). A bigolbourelyman is a man that lives in the mountains, usually by himself, he lives off the land. Bigolbourleymen are seldom exposed to civilization. Bigolbourelymen usually forget their identities and should they come in contact with other humans, they will refer to themselves as a simple name, such as Buckle.

Added by Jebediah Jackson on December 6, 2011 at 6:03pm — 1 Comment

gingers

A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies. "What's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "It's dead." 

Added by GingerCuntFlap on December 6, 2011 at 8:19am — 4 Comments

hallo,   dit ben ik, en dat ben jij. Ik weet niet wie je bent, maar dit is leuk voor je   groetjes,   Annnooooooo

hallo,

 

dit ben ik, en dat ben jij.

Ik weet niet wie je bent,

maar dit is leuk voor je

 

groetjes,

 

Annnooooooo

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Added by Simone Vijfschaft on December 6, 2011 at 5:07am — No Comments

GRACIE IS BACK SO BOYS GET YOUR HANKIES AT THE READY HER NEW PIC MIGHT NOT BE NAKED BUT ITS SURE WORTH A GOOD WANK

the sexy bitch has returned to heat all us boys up in the cold nights by giving us great wank fodder so be ready to scrape the semen off your screens and ceilings her vagina is back in flaptown...

Added by Hugh Jass on December 6, 2011 at 2:09am — No Comments

GRACIE IS BACK SO BOYS GET YOUR HANKIES AT THE READY HER NEW PIC MIGHT NOT BE NAKED BUT ITS SURE WORTH A GOOD WANK

the sexy bitch has returned to heat all us boys up in the cold nights by giving us great wank fodder so be ready to scrape the semen off your screens and ceilings her vagina is back in flaptown...

Added by Hugh Jass on December 6, 2011 at 2:08am — No Comments

I'm backkkk~

I know you missed me, all is well young whores. Your queen is back.

any of you little bitches say you dont like me, you get shot dumb piece of shit...

I'm now claiming to be the queen of the internet which in all reality is Al Gore's wife

other than that I haven't been up to much.

Oh, I've developed an un-healthy with Blink-182 and My chemical romance.…

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Added by Gracie Aldridge on December 6, 2011 at 1:29am — 1 Comment

Why don't they make electronic babies anymore?

Added by Jimmy Juanball on December 5, 2011 at 12:32pm — 1 Comment

My friend Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on December 4, 2011 at 12:41pm — No Comments

Christmas Games

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…

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Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on December 2, 2011 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

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