December 2011 Blog Posts (16)

got refused a job the other day, apparently putting gang bang as proof of teamwork is not acceptable!

gaddafi, bin laden and kim jong il have all died this year, does team america really exist?

Here is a picture of me testing out my wife's Christmas gift before I give it to her.

HEY

FRRRRT

I'M

FRRRRT

A QUEEF

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Dan hari ini hari pertama aku nulis lagi ditwatter, setelah lama banget vakum hahah.. biasa lah kemaren kemaren itu aku sibuk ngurusin sekolah baru, tepatnya SMA BARU :D

oh ya.. dan puji Tuhan aku masuk SMA 1 Tebing Tinggi,yeeeeee :)) #lebay :p eeeets ga lebay sih, jelas aja senang!! sekolah itukan sekolah favorite dikota ku he he he ^^..

sekarang aku udah resmi jadi anak smansa, ciee selamat lee :p #nyelamatin sendiri, kasihan -_-'

dan... jrengg jrengg!! ... aku dapet kelas X-5…

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Dun (N)

Dun is best defined as a filler word, that can work in almost any instance. It usually acts as a noun, although it can be a verb in some instances. EX: Boy! Ya'll best dun get back here now or I is gon gut you.

any thoughts about it ?

Today's Redneck word of the day is: Bigolbourelyman (N). A bigolbourelyman is a man that lives in the mountains, usually by himself, he lives off the land. Bigolbourleymen are seldom exposed to civilization. Bigolbourelymen usually forget their identities and should they come in contact with other humans, they will refer to themselves as a simple name, such as Buckle.

hallo,

dit ben ik, en dat ben jij.

Ik weet niet wie je bent,

maar dit is leuk voor je

groetjes,

Annnooooooo

I know you missed me, all is well young whores. Your queen is back.

any of you little bitches say you dont like me, you get shot dumb piece of shit...

I'm now claiming to be the queen of the internet which in all reality is Al Gore's wife

other than that I haven't been up to much.

Oh, I've developed an un-healthy with Blink-182 and My chemical romance.…

So he was just like, you know, fucking me in the ass. And all of a sudden, he started stroking my balls. I jumped up and shouted at him: "DUDE! WTF! ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING!?"

Obviously, I would now like to know if Klaus "Gute Laune" Alda is a gay homosexual or not? What do you guys think?

This year, I plan to throw the best Christmas party Transylvania has ever seen. I can't reveal to much yet, but one of the things that's going to set this party apart from the rest, will be one of the games we'll play around the Christmas tree. It goes like this:

We sit down around the tree. We all poor gasoline over ourselves, and set ourselves on fire. The ones that burn for at least five minutes, yet manage to survive, win... free gasoline for a whole…