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Now THIS is sexy, yo!

Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on August 19, 2015 at 6:17am — 1 Comment

I let a fart once.

Back in the year of our lord nineteen ninety eight it was. On the twenty third of may, if I remember correctly. The weather outside wasn't bad, no, in fact it was good, it was a whooping 24 degrees celsius outside, in the shadow, and the sun shone. Mind you, the sun didn't always shine that day, particularly not during the night. And so it was that the sun only shone from about morning until late evening that day. As it usually goes. There have been sightings of the sun shining at night, but…


Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on July 31, 2015 at 3:51am — 2 Comments

Oh no, I mean THERE NOT MF HERE.

Added by Wanada on July 22, 2015 at 1:12pm — 1 Comment

Chugalug a big Bunyips plug.

Expressions of interest encouraged for an experience unsurpassed in Twatterlands history. I will share my massive cock and huge amount of Bunyip pig spunk. Please make your EOI's as graphic and fruity as possible.

Added by Bunyip Pig on June 1, 2015 at 2:13am — No Comments


Added by Rishty on April 4, 2015 at 3:40pm — No Comments


Added by Rishty on April 4, 2015 at 3:38pm — No Comments

Selling My Tampons...

So I was thinking of selling some old crusty tampons I have laying here about my trailer. I need some extra cash to get this sick best of Cagney and Lacey dvd set. They are only a few years old, but still smell fresh. I was thinking $10.00 a piece.  Any…


Added by Shit Funnel Whore on March 9, 2015 at 9:57pm — 9 Comments

Videoo with lovely

Videoo with lovely


Added by ade septiana on March 3, 2015 at 7:56pm — No Comments

23 Juli 2013

Sayang pernahkah kau terpikir sejenak tentangku , 

saat aku mnghilang tanpa kabar , saat aku sakit namun tak memberimu kabar , pernahkah kamu memikirkanku saat saat aku tak memberi kabar kepadamu .. 

saat ini entah mengapa aku belom melihat tanda tanda kau ingin kejenjang yang lebih serius terhadapku . 

aku ingin seperti mereka , mnjenguk kekasihnya ketika sakit , bercerita kepada ibu kekasihnya tentang dirinya , mengenal keluarga sang kekasih .. aku iriii :( 



Added by ade septiana on March 2, 2015 at 10:22pm — No Comments


Does anyone here like turtles?

Added by Rexarater on February 17, 2015 at 4:02pm — 2 Comments

Last night I let a hooker snort cocaine of my dick

Only, the thing is, my dick is really long, so the line of cocaine was also very long. The hooker immediately got a nose bleed, and when I saw that I just had to bite her in the neck and suck all the blood out of her... Ha... ha... ha... ha.... Man, good times. :,)

Added by Vladimir Von Schnorten on January 18, 2015 at 10:57am — 7 Comments

Happy New Year, Buddies

Added by pat cl on December 31, 2014 at 2:07am — 1 Comment

Merry X-mas

hey, twats and twatterers... merry x-mas to yall

Added by pat cl on December 19, 2014 at 4:33am — 7 Comments

Love You More

awal ku mengenalmu ..

pada saat pertama kali aku mengikuti project informa lampung , saat itu tak pernah terbesit dalam pikiranku , aku akan menyukainya ..

dia yg dlu menurutku tak mungkin menyukaiku , dia yang dlu kukira tak pernah perduli padaku ...

ternyata dia diam diam memperhatikan aku ..

pada saat aku mengenalnya , aku tipekal wanita yang jail , bawel , judes , eeeemmmb pkoknya ga banget deh .

dibalik sifatku ternyata ada seseorang yg sangat…


Added by ade septiana on December 1, 2014 at 3:07am — 7 Comments

Bestfriend :)

Added by Jesica Laurensia on July 29, 2014 at 12:49am — 8 Comments

Tanya Tucker Motherfucker

Tanya Tucker Motherfucker

by Lew Lascivious

Hey cocksucker Tanya Tucker Motherfucker…


Added by WhIke Turner on July 1, 2014 at 7:01pm — 11 Comments

My son's flourishing hip-hop / rape career.

So Proud

Added by Phil Hendree on June 29, 2014 at 3:14pm — 7 Comments


How many of you twats have ever gave yer dog a wee wank or a gobble ..I used to lick out my grans golden retriever and on occasions fingered it's wee arse sometimes I would let it lick my baws and cock ..I remember once whacking it's face with my fully erect boaby ..fuck ya right on the nose ya golden retriever cunt ...never did pump it though but was sorely tempted ..have you ever wanked gobbled or even pumped yer dug if so what breed and how good was it ..did you make it come...I once poked a… Continue

Added by Hugh Jass on May 4, 2014 at 1:26pm — 1 Comment

Dragon Diddles

OK, a question needs to be posed... so I was hanging out with my ex dragon and he fed me alcohol to the point of no return. I awoke and he was fiddling not a fiddle but my twat, I was sopping wet however I did not consent to such action because I was dead asleep and drunk as FUCK. Therefore, question is... should I…


Added by Dr.Cock Goblin Dragon Master on April 24, 2014 at 2:00am — 4 Comments

Jesus. He makes me puke.

Added by Thundercunt on April 13, 2014 at 1:53am — 3 Comments

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