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You either didn't get the job because

1. You suck.
2. It's definitely the shoes that blow curd all over your persona.
3. You smell like a Tijuana hoe nap alley.
4. You tested negative for blow.
5. When I told my Sam Kinison joke you were like, "who's Sam Kinison?" ERRRRRRRRR! Wrong answer!
6. Or you suck.
7. All of the above.

Don't let this discourage you from applying at a later time.

Have a nice day. Fuck you. Bye bye.

Could they be performing together soon?

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