Added by Kenny Fourfingers on May 28, 2012 at 6:15pm — No Comments
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.Continue
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If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.Continue
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Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12…Continue
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All you arse bandits want this audio book fifty shades of grey take a listen.....
Added by Kenny Fourfingers on May 19, 2012 at 12:25am — No Comments
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then
you swear after me, OK?".
"OK" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks…
Added by Kenny Fourfingers on April 9, 2012 at 5:00pm — No Comments
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Husband banned from Target
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target.
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot…
Added by Kenny Fourfingers on April 2, 2012 at 5:43pm — No Comments