A Useful Selection of Insults

These were computer generated.  Maybe you'll find them useful in your day to day lives.....

You Are A Motherfucking Cum-Gobbling Unworthy Piece Of Genetic Trash

You Are A Mental Slouching Morally-Bankrupt Gerbil-Lover

You Are A Sadistic Mentally Handicapped Scummy Parasite

You Are A Limp-Dicked Butt-Loving Long-Winded Nobody

You Are A Frosty Semen-Sucking Smutty Hooker

You Are A Alarming Brutal Illegitimate Dick Jockey

You Are A Cock-Knocking Slobbering Toadying Moron

You Are A Sarcastic Soul-Stealing Life-Sucking Witch

You Are A Stomach-Churning Limp-Wristed Litigious Cry-Baby

You Are A Impotent Bottom-Feeding Prematurely Ejaculating Sphincter

You Are A Scrawny-Assed Cold Whore-Humping Charlatan

You Are A Malevolent Ass-Fisting Cheapskate

You Are A Skanky Massive Grievous Gynandromorph

You Are A Limp-Wristed Ass-Mounting Monkey-Fucker

You Are A Sinister Monkey-Fucking Chicken-Shit Con Man

You Are A Ass-Spelunking Dank Tosser

You Are A Toad-Licking Sexually Deviant Cum-Slurper

You Are A Whoring Remorseless Inexperienced Rug-Muncher

You Are A Frosty Messy Mound Of Pus

You Are A Feebleminded Nagging Toad-Licking Tramp

You Are A Ass-Reaming Toxic Puny Dumbfuck

You Are A Mischievous Ass-Backwards Unreasonable Rump-Humper

You Are A Ass-Fucking Showboating Ridiculous Wiener

You Are A Whore-Fucking Dirty-Minded Monkey-Loving Goof-Ball

You Are A Vomit-Inducing Shit-Faced Churlish Blackguard

You Are A Fudge Packing Donkey-Buggering Corny Hermit

You Are A Unattractive Insipid Stringy-Haired Dick Tease

You Are A Confrontational Cheese-Dicked Mediocre Cock-Blocker

You Are A Scary Sponging Jism-Swallowing Luddite

You Are A Pencil-Necked Donkey-Buggering Homosexual

You Are A Life-Sucking Genetic Cesspool

You Are A Insignificant Prematurely Ejaculating Killjoy

You Are A Hot-Headed Dismal Bumpkin

You Are A Pockmarked Spineless Vaginal Blood Fart

You Are A Animal-Loving Whore-Humping Narrow-Minded Cock-Blocker

You Are A Ass-Raping Lilly-Livered Hairy Cockmaster

You Are A Annoying Soul-Ripping Beedy-Eyed Fornicatress

You Are A Slutty Festering Fucked-Up Harlot

You Are A High-Maintenance Giant Shit-Faced Crack Whore

You Are A High-Maintenance Giant Dishonorable Crack Whore

You Are A High-Maintenance Giant Shit-Faced Bum-Magnet

You Are A Uncultured Unsportsmanlike Goofy-Looking Homosexual

You Are A Bumbling Dickless Ass-Reaming Dirty Old Man

You Are A Donkey-Raping Obese Bogus Pugilist

And a few more, for luck...

You Are A Butch Ungracious Moron
You Are A Ass-Reaming Troublemaker
You Are A Hot-Headed Shit-Bag
You Are A Uncle-Fucking Smacktard
You Are A Maladjusted Fuck-Face
You Are A Creepy Slut-Fucking Drunkard
You Are A Ass-Munching Puny Lush
You Are A Bratty Spiteful Cankerous Jezebel
You Are A Unattractive Soap-Tosser
You Are A Dysfunctional Spastic Hot-Headed Bottom-Feeder
You Are A Merciless Beaver-Licking Vindictive Jezebel
You Are A Crack Smoking Inadequate Incestuous Pillow-Biter
You Are A Shit-Faced Vulgar Brassy Cock-Worshipper
You Are A Heaving Fruit
You Are A Unsportsmanlike Woeful Stooge
You Are A Horrid Usurper
You Are A Promiscuous Horrid Stomach-Churning Trollop
You Are A Deplorable Whore
You Are A Dickless Stooge

You Are A Lascivious Skanky Troll
You Are A Drunken Snooty Bitch
You Are A Sadistic Bottom-Feeding Self-Righteous Shrew
You Are A Irresponsible Dreary Jezebel
You Are A Scandalous Lying Horrific Cock-Tease
You Are A Yellow-Bellied Inadequate Goof
You Are A Rug-Munching Displeasing Fool
You Are A Dipshit Cuckolding Salad Tossing Yellow-Belly
You Are A Dysfunctional Shrew
You Are A Bourgeois Ingrown Pubic Hair
You Are A Limp-Dicked Smart Aleck
You Are A Animal-Loving Pest
You Are A Irritable Unwholesome Gleet
You Are A Undersexed Crook
You Are A Musty Dipshit
You Are A Gaudy Fuck-All
You Are A Fecal Butch Carpet-Licking Megalomaniac
You Are A Conspiratorial Scary Batty Witch
You Are A Brain-Damaged Shut-In
You Are A Disagreeable Hag
You Are A Rectum-Reaming Loser
You Are A Embarrassing Poor Cocksucker
You Are A Pencil-Necked Donkey-Raping Buffoon
You Are A Morally-Impoverished Bigheaded Freaky Felon
You Are A Whore-Humping Deranged Sheep-Humping Cockmaster
You Are A Unethical Verminous Whoremonger
You Are A Promiscuous Unethical Prostitute
You Are A Evil Bootlicking Parasite
You Are A Good-For-Nothing Undersexed Semen-Slurping Novice
You Are A Queer Cheap Rectum-Reaming Failure
You Are A Prissy Gutter-Slut