NEW RYANAIR LOGO

Ryanair have today launched their new corporate logo which will be displayed on the fins of all of their jet aircraft. The no-thrills airline hired top branding cuntsultants to come up with the design and are rumoured to have spent in the region of €5 (plus credit card fees)

Stephen McNamara, Ryanair PR(ick) spokesman commented: “I had to bend over for about an hour and half and take it up the arse so we really believe it captures the Ryanair experience and more fittingly our corporate values”