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 CAN ANYONE ADVISE ON WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING ARE ALLOWED IN A PRISON CELL AND WHICH ARE NOT ?

HETEROSEXUAL PORN MAGS

CHESS COMPUTER

A BIRD FEEDER OUTSIDE  THE CELL WINDOW

A TELEVISION

(TO MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF FEMALE PRISON OFFICERS)

YOUR OWN FOOD SUPPLIES SUCH AS FIZZY SOFT DRINKS CAKES BISCUITS ETC

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Comment by archebabez on February 26, 2013 at 6:01am
I FEEL SORRY FOR PRISONERS WHO HAVE THEIR GIFTS SABOTAGED BY THE BENT SCUTINISING CUNTS DO U THINK SCRUTINISING SHOULD BE DONE BY AN EXTERNAL BODY , I MEAN ITS A LAFF TO THE SCREWS IF THEY STEAL A PIECE FROM YOUR JIGSAW OR SWAP YOUR BRAND NEW BATTERIES BEHIND YOUR BACK BUT IT AINT A LAFF TO YOU IS IT ?
Comment by HairyApist on February 21, 2013 at 6:59pm

It all depends who you are being rightly fucked by......the screws, society in general or some lifer looking to make another long term commitment! 

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