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At 2:16pm on December 16, 2010, aj scott said…

So, Why are you such an ass hole?

At 12:42am on December 16, 2010, Pretty Pangestika said…
This is my name, why?
At 8:09pm on December 13, 2010, chellabeb said…
yayaya whatever i dont care good bye fuckin asshole..
At 7:42am on December 13, 2010, ♥rika ramadha syafitri♥ said…

im people indonesia

soo i'm don't in english

 

At 2:27am on December 13, 2010, chellabeb said…
what the fuck.go to the hell.asshole sockmonkey
At 9:38am on December 12, 2010, evilcurt said…

kids-in-sandbox.com/

At 11:36pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…
You're number 1... Haha. Throw one over the thumb and go to bed. I may change my name to MUNTER HUNTER
At 8:36pm on December 11, 2010, Rani_Biebs said…

the words of a very dirty mouth makes me more curious to you,,, do you not told your mother that you words are very dirty

At 8:17pm on December 11, 2010, Rani_Biebs said…

HEY,,, IF YOU WILL NOT BELIEBER,, CAN YOU STILL,, I BELIEVE JUSTIN WILL NOT DO THAT! SO YOU DO THAT LOVERS porn? Kata2 NOT APPROPRIATE FOR MU-D call SUBUTKAN IN SOCIAL NETWORKING

At 6:16pm on December 11, 2010, Rubber Jonny said…
So you fuck and suck.... How does that cunt know? Are you a Indo fucker-sucker then?
At 6:14pm on December 11, 2010, Rubber Jonny said…
So you fuck and suck.... How does that cunt know? Are you a Indo fucker-sucker then?
At 5:28pm on December 11, 2010, Mochammad Rezha Pachlevi said…

yayaya, whatever are you talking

so you fuck , suck etc

At 1:43pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…

cheers

At 1:34pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…

we are gonna need to study!

 

Sexual slang

  »  Bencong, Banci, Binan, Bences - Transvestite, Cross Dresser, feminine male, sometimes says to a coward person
  »  Wadam (Wanita Adam), Waria (Wanita Pria) - shemale with dominant masculine look. Wanita = female, Adam = male, Pria = male.
  »  Hombreng, Homo, Homodimuko (originally means 'gay face'), Homsex - Gay
  »  Biji - Testicles
  »  Kontol, To'ol, Batang, Burung (=bird), Peli, Peler, Kacuk, Zakar - Penis
  »  Titit - childish term of "kontol"
  »  Jembut, Gambris - Pubic hair
  »  Lines, Les Biola (originally means 'violin course'), Lesbong, Lesbi - Lesbian
  »  Memek, Puki, Pepek - Vagina
  »  Ngentot, Ngewe, Ngehe, To'i, Kenthu, Ngencuk, Martole - fornication, Fuck (also a swear word)

  »  Coli, Cokil - Masturbation. Originated from a combination of ngocok and peli. Literally means 'shaking the penis'
  »  Tete, Toket, - Breast

At 1:34pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…

 

  »  Kulup - uncircumcized male person, lit. means "preputium"
  »  Biji Peler - Testicles
  » Ngocok - masturbation (for men), literally means "shaking"
  »  Sepong - oral sex, a woman do fellatio to a man, literally means 'sucking'
  »  Karaoke - same as "sepong", refers to the similarity of a woman singing with a microphone
  »  Njilat - oral sex, a man do cunnilingus, literally means 'licking'
  »  Itil, Kelentit - clitoris
  »  Palkon (kepala kontol) - dickhead, or the top (headpart) of the penis.
  »  Putol (pucuk kontol) - same as Palkon
  »  Onani, Masturbasi, Ngloco - masturbation (self service)
  » Puting, Pentil - breast nipple, lit. means 'nipple' in any form.
  »  Ngaceng - penis erection, lit. means 'pointing up'
  »  Ngecrit, Ngecrut, Ngecret, Ngecrot, Muncrat - male cum shot, lit. means 'squirting'
  »  Pantat - very rude term of 'the bottom part', buttock.
  »  Memantat - doing anal sex
  »  Oom Senang - Gigolo, lit. means "happy uncle"
  »  Tante Girang - a woman who likes to having sex with younger man, lit. means "happy auntie"


 
Swear words

At 1:33pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…

 

  »  Kampret - Jerk, literally means bats.
  »  Ngentot, ngewe - Fuck
  »  Cibai - Vagina
  »  Tai - Shit, lit. means 'faeces'
  »  Lonte, Perek, Pelacur, Jablay, Cabo - Prostitutes
  »  Bangsat - means Damn in a harsh way, literally means bed bugs
  »  Bego, Goblok, Tolol - stupid, usually says to a person who perform an idiotic way
  »  Berengsek - you suck! or 'scumb you are!', also "damn it"
  »  Sialan - damn it
  »  Monyet Luh, Bedes Kon - you're a monkey.
  »  Isep kontol gua - suck my dick
  »  Cukimai, pukimak, bujang inam - motherfucker
  »  Babi, Genjik - pig
  »  Gila, Sinting, Edan, Gemblung - nuts, insane, lit. means 'an unhealthy mental person'
  »  Setan - damn it, lit. means "devil"
  »  Jancok - Same as fuck (not a sexual matter)

At 1:10pm on December 11, 2010, Hatchet Wound said…

you think your clever but I'll teach you a few things, son!

At 10:59am on December 11, 2010, Dave "Fuck Off and Die" Martin said…

Here is a list of all your positive attributes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At 9:42am on December 11, 2010, Windy Grace Patricia Worang said…

FAK LU! BACOT TAU GA SIH LU. BZZZZZ -.-

At 7:13am on December 11, 2010, Dave "Fuck Off and Die" Martin said…

You're just a massive twat aren't you?

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