Oooh I'm getting turned on at the thought of more of your vile sputum coming my way.
I am imagining tying you up with fluffy handcuffs - tickling your clitoris with a feather - then lifting your legs in the air & pressing a hot steam iron (on max setting for linen) onto your cunt & arsehole.
As you scream I will pour bleach into your open mouth.
As you lay there injured & probably dying - me, Cuntophile & Hatchet Wound will stab holes into your mid-riff, thighs, maybe even your neck & fuck those holes till we're bored (that might take a while - we're easily amused).
So charming gentlemen. If could make love to this lovely creature I would hold her tight and caress her hair as I stare into her sparkling eyes. Then I'd slit her throat watch the sparkle fade and fuck her like she deserves.