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At 2:38am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Or were you speaking philosophically?
At 2:37am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Maybe a visit to a neurosurgeon??  The doc sent me when I was getting horrible migraines on the weekend.  Turned out to be caffeine withdrawal.  I was drinking 8 cups a day during the week, none on the weekend.  It nearly fucking killed me.
At 2:34am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
I'll email you a scalp massage if you like.
At 2:34am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Oh, too much rum gives me a headache.
At 2:28am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
You're kinda quiet.  Did you finish my shitty story?  Maybe you're puking.  It's ok, I apologise.
At 2:09am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Fair enough :)   Bad girls have more fun anyway.
At 2:04am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
You are kind to lie like that.  Show's you're a good person.
At 2:01am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
It's really only a rough first draft, that's all.  I'd love to have the time to polish it properly.  But shit like that isn't easy to write for me.  I just hope you maybe get some enjoyment from it and remember, that's not me.  I'm seriously not like the dude in the story.
At 1:56am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Supportive.  That's all.  Putting something you've created out there is scary.  I have never shared my shit with anyone til now.
At 1:52am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
Bother you if people loved your work?  Well, the ebook idea takes care of that.  Think it was easy for me to send something I'd written to other people (you guys)?  No, it was terrifying, frankly.  Sometimes you just gotta take the risk, you know.
At 1:47am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
YOU MUST PUBLISH!!  Shit, do it as an ebook if needs be.  I really wanna read your serious work.  I'll even pay for it.
At 1:47am on August 26, 2011, HairyApist said…
Dont fret my blue rose, I shall stop off in VolcanoVille en route to Brazil and perform some eruptions of my own, hopefully you will gush like a geiser!!! >;~}
At 1:46am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
That wasn't really my pic, btw.  I have a much better six pack.
At 1:45am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…

I got a pic of that!!

 

At 1:43am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
I would love to read some of your proper work.  But your Twatter stories rock also.
At 1:43am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…

Yeah, he's a 'normal' but he's me bro, you know..   Here's a pic for you...  It's me!!

 

At 1:39am on August 26, 2011, Hayley (: said…

Lmao I know.. Me and strippers but hear me out..

Can you not tell me that a hot guy with cookie baking abs like Kellan Lutz ripping off his perfectly tight clothing in front of you is not just like OMFG ?

If you could get an erection.. you'd have one. Kellan is my stripper <3

At 1:37am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
It's a story about how a serial killer views his victims.  A real author would do a much better job.  Hey, I know a real author!  YOU!!
At 1:34am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
No, he doesn't.  He's not a suave cool ladies man like me.  He's married with a kid.  I gross him out.  Twatter would freak him waaay out!
At 1:31am on August 26, 2011, Dead Babies said…
My bro sent me an email entitled 'I will never complain about my job again'.

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