"my friends told me about poor philipa and i just want to say you can buy hummingbird sized condoms now but being a transexual you will no doubt need them ...i would however say geoffreys offer of 25% off his microscope lenses and tweezers is a great…"
Contrafibulations on your massive medal haul at the Analympics for all the proctally proud single mums of Mongolia ....the new records you set for the cock vaulting, synchronised rimming and the rectal relay were truly arsepirational while your tearful black fisting salute on the podium was very poignant and bowel moving....even if Caster Semenyas lunchbox left a sour faecal taste in the mouth!
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that's not fair, I want to be stoned, you're a bitch.
you also have horse porn
Whew
Hey
i know that riding a horse is pretty comfortable. but being ridden by a horse? (would a 2-legged swiss stallion do it 4 u as well?)
Is that oboe you're playing hard to play.you look as if you're dribbling a bit with all the effort
I always knew you were special needs Lady Honk, but i would Coco for you going forward if it meant early release in an age of ethical rape!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOU POKER
That is not a Cow nipple !!
BROWN EYE ASSASIN
u r taking this 2 way far :\
ur weird as jeesus
Let me rip your panties off with my teeth
Hey meet me in the rectory so can go up your Rectum
Your tits remind me of two red apples
Yummy
Big wankers
Nice photo on your profile
Yo bitch remember this
Yo bitch how you doin
LOL! She's a girl...
Contrafibulations on your massive medal haul at the Analympics for all the proctally proud single mums of Mongolia ....the new records you set for the cock vaulting, synchronised rimming and the rectal relay were truly arsepirational while your tearful black fisting salute on the podium was very poignant and bowel moving....even if Caster Semenyas lunchbox left a sour faecal taste in the mouth!
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